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Vending Machine Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to get a vending machine, with

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. — Mitch Hedberg

Vending Machine Quotes By Natasha Leggero: Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. — Natasha Leggero

Vending Machine Quotes By Suzanne Vega: The thing that is most interesting about people

The thing that is most interesting about people is the way they are when no one is looking at them or the way they are when they are in private. — Suzanne Vega

Vending Machine Quotes By Joel C. Rosenberg: God is not a vending machine where if

God is not a vending machine where if you put in enough prayer quarters we get a Reese's Pieces bag that pops out. — Joel C. Rosenberg

Vending Machine Quotes By Alex Comfort: Male sexual response is far brisker and more

Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine. — Alex Comfort

Vending Machine Quotes By Amy Waldman: She ate ramen noodles from the vending machine,

She ate ramen noodles from the vending machine, their texture just a few molecular recombinations from the Styrofoam cup containing them. — Amy Waldman

Vending Machine Quotes By Fayton Hollington: I'm on a missionWinning Novel / Screenplay written

I'm on a mission
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Google for updated info — Fayton Hollington

Vending Machine Quotes By Paulo Coelho: My heart is afraid that it will have

My heart is afraid that it will have to suffer. — Paulo Coelho

Vending Machine Quotes By Caroline Rhea: My favorite machine at the gym is the

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. — Caroline Rhea

Vending Machine Quotes By Michael Dorris: I watched the way you watch when you

I watched the way you watch when you know you want to remember. — Michael Dorris

Vending Machine Quotes By Sheridan Hay: I read Borges, Jorge Luis Borges. He think

I read Borges, Jorge Luis Borges. He think he too good for me, but I love him ... he was a blind man who see better than anyone — Sheridan Hay

Vending Machine Quotes By Mathias Dopfner: I don't see the government as a beverage

I don't see the government as a beverage vending machine, where anyone who happens to be thirsty can grab a drink. — Mathias Dopfner

Vending Machine Quotes By Auliq Ice: Think about the change that the world experiences

Think about the change that the world experiences without the aid of the right people and those who love and appreciate the presence of nature. — Auliq Ice

Vending Machine Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to make a vending machine that

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg

Vending Machine Quotes By Andres Iniesta: There is no rule that says a footballer

There is no rule that says a footballer needs to be 'this high' and 'this wide.' — Andres Iniesta

Vending Machine Quotes By Richard Flanagan: We have a very foolish notion in Western

We have a very foolish notion in Western countries that progress delivers freedom. But progress doesn't necessarily bring moral virtue. — Richard Flanagan

Vending Machine Quotes By Jon Stewart: Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script

Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns ... the writers are back! — Jon Stewart

Vending Machine Quotes By Paulo Coelho: He felt the urge to go into the

He felt the urge to go into the desert, to see if it's silence held the answers to his questions. — Paulo Coelho

Vending Machine Quotes By Gregory Maguire: I take all the credit in the world

I take all the credit in the world for my own foolishness. — Gregory Maguire

Vending Machine Quotes By Robert C. Gallagher: Change is inevitable - except from a vending

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. — Robert C. Gallagher

Vending Machine Quotes By Charles Handy: A consultant solves other peoples problems. I could

A consultant solves other peoples problems. I could never do that. I want to help other people solve their own problems. — Charles Handy

Vending Machine Quotes By Daniel Bell: One simply turns to the ideological vending machine,

One simply turns to the ideological vending machine, and out comes the prepared formulae. — Daniel Bell

Vending Machine Quotes By Anonymous: It is not a vending-machine world, however, in

It is not a vending-machine world, however, in which every coin of sin that is inserted results in individually packaged retribution. — Anonymous

Vending Machine Quotes By Brian P. Cleary: If you treat what you value most in

If you treat what you value most in life more like a garden and less like a vending machine, you'll probably be happier. (from You Oughta Know By Now) — Brian P. Cleary