Vegetarian Humor Quotes
Collection of top 16 famous quotes about Vegetarian Humor
Vegetarian Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
— Bill Watterson
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
— Matt Groening
Nothing needs to happen to a writer's life after they are 20. By then they've experienced more than enough to last their creative life.
— Flannery O'Connor
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
— A. Whitney Brown
I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.
— Bill Bailey
I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.
— J. Richard Singleton
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
— Alan Perlis
Rape is a crime of violence and sex is the weapon.
— Janet Bode
Presenting a rational argument to a person who has forsaken the use of reason is like asking a vegetarian to eat a cheeseburger.
— Michel Templet
The admiration of another writer's work is almost in inverse proportion to similarities in style.
— Ann Beattie