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You have no idea how much I want to hunt you, then hold you down and fuck you until you scream with pleasure of me inside you. — Kari Gregg

Wit is the lightning of the mind, reason the sunshine, and reflection the moonlight ... — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess Of Blessington

My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully. — Abraham Lincoln

I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables. — Clint Eastwood

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk. — Fred Allen

Is an egg a vegetable? — Jodie Marsh

For some it takes a lifetime to find true love, But for the lucky ones a lifetime is merely enough to share the love they've found. — Judith Viorst

Don't we have to respond to people who don't seem normal to us? Will my child grow up able to accept that not everyone looks the same? — Nancy Burson

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. — Edmund Burke

Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world! — Deborah Howe

Faith gets the most; love works the most; but humility keeps the most. — R.A. Torrey

A New Queen And A New King Will Reign
A Good Country,

Petra Cecilia Maria Hermans
August 16, 2016
Babaji
God
Amen — Petra Hermans

Down the endless halls of quilt
My silver thread of tears is split.
My fingerbone the key that broke
My blood the oil that smooth the lock. — Catherine Fisher

I have a paranoia that 'Ablutions' is the best thing I'll ever do. — Patrick DeWitt

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about! — Tom Jones

The truth is what we say it is ... prove to me this desk is not a cow! — Ray S. Jones

Effective love is rarely efficient. — Kevin DeYoung