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It surged inside me, setting every nerve ending alight, making me feel like I could snap my fingers and stop time, cut the stars from the heavens. — Alexander Gordon Smith

Prayer is simply coming into the presence of God. Because when you come into the presence of God, even the things you don't have matter a lot less. — Harold S. Kushner

Our most significant opportunities will be found in times of greatest difficulty. — Thomas S. Monson

If you are honest with yourself and if you want to like what you see in the mirror, is you have to say what you really believe. — Michael Bloomberg

One must choose the apposite moment to crush one's political opponent. Not when he has nothing to say. But when he is attempting to say something. — Timur Vermes

The English language is full of words that are just waiting to be misspelled, and the world is full of sticklers, ready to pounce. — Mary Norris

What do they teach them at these schools? — C.S. Lewis

#StopPretendingHashtagsAreTheSameAsDoingSomething — Shonda Rhimes

Cockiness is useful to fake on occasion, but it'll only get you killed if you believe it. — Cassandra Rose Clarke

I don't separate things out between what's personal and what's my work. My passion is personal. — Maiwenn

I like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny. Which is a problem when I'm walking down the street. — Angelina Jolie

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

Though the Bible was written over sixteen centuries by at least forty authors, it has one central theme-salvation through faith in Christ. — Max Lucado

I know if I'm lost in the moment or not. — Joaquin Phoenix