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Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Alexander Gordon Smith: It surged inside me, setting every nerve ending

It surged inside me, setting every nerve ending alight, making me feel like I could snap my fingers and stop time, cut the stars from the heavens. — Alexander Gordon Smith

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Harold S. Kushner: Prayer is simply coming into the presence of

Prayer is simply coming into the presence of God. Because when you come into the presence of God, even the things you don't have matter a lot less. — Harold S. Kushner

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Thomas S. Monson: Our most significant opportunities will be found in

Our most significant opportunities will be found in times of greatest difficulty. — Thomas S. Monson

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Michael Bloomberg: If you are honest with yourself and if

If you are honest with yourself and if you want to like what you see in the mirror, is you have to say what you really believe. — Michael Bloomberg

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Timur Vermes: One must choose the apposite moment to crush

One must choose the apposite moment to crush one's political opponent. Not when he has nothing to say. But when he is attempting to say something. — Timur Vermes

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Mary Norris: The English language is full of words that

The English language is full of words that are just waiting to be misspelled, and the world is full of sticklers, ready to pounce. — Mary Norris

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: What do they teach them at these schools?

What do they teach them at these schools? — C.S. Lewis

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Shonda Rhimes: #StopPretendingHashtagsAreTheSameAsDoingSomething

#StopPretendingHashtagsAreTheSameAsDoingSomething — Shonda Rhimes

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Cassandra Rose Clarke: Cockiness is useful to fake on occasion, but

Cockiness is useful to fake on occasion, but it'll only get you killed if you believe it. — Cassandra Rose Clarke

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Maiwenn: I don't separate things out between what's personal

I don't separate things out between what's personal and what's my work. My passion is personal. — Maiwenn

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Angelina Jolie: I like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the

I like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny. Which is a problem when I'm walking down the street. — Angelina Jolie

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish man had his vasectomy done at

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Max Lucado: Though the Bible was written over sixteen centuries

Though the Bible was written over sixteen centuries by at least forty authors, it has one central theme-salvation through faith in Christ. — Max Lucado

Vasectomy Funny Quotes By Joaquin Phoenix: I know if I'm lost in the moment

I know if I'm lost in the moment or not. — Joaquin Phoenix