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When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them. — Plato

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

Every man has enough power left to carry out that of which he is convinced. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

People are usually afraid to say what's on their mind. — Donald Fagen

Who's your daddy?'
Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine

No vampires? You know, the kind that sparkle? I giggle to myself, thinking "Go Team Edward!" - Willow — Mira Monroe

Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive. — Rachel Caine

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

Why the coy drama? I want him and he wants me; who needs subtext? — Diana Peterfreund

I've got to
decide:
kill myself or
love myself? — Charles Bukowski

Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood. — Flynn Meaney

Vampires have credit cards?"
"We're undead, not Amish. — Jennifer Colgan

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Moments are the true currency of life, and the good ones make you rich. — Ben Tolosa

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. — Molly Harper

Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse. — Ronald Reagan

Sometimes when I'm directing, the stage manager will have a good idea and that's okay with me. — Adam Rapp

As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays. — M. Beth Bloom

Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. — Kyle Adams

Mister if you want more to join,' She said half-choked 'you'll have to put in the coin. — Angelo Tsanatelis

We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that — Rachel Caine

Funny how physics didn't go away when you were murdered. — Rachel Caine

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. — Molly Harper

I think music changes and it evolves. — Jana Kramer

Growing up, mostly in Montreal, I was an only child of loving parents. — Rudolph A. Marcus

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. — Charlaine Harris

V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination. — Carrie Vaughn

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine

Alright then. Remember kid, the devil is in the details. Paris. Nineteen eighty-four. — K. Larsen

Never believe straight off in a man's unhappiness. Ask him if he can still sleep. If the answer's "yes," all's well. That is enough. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

A man without a filter, is chaos walking — Patrick Ness

He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy. — Rachel Caine

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people. — Scott Westerfeld

For most vampires, it's an automatic response - scent blood, fangs drop. — J.A. London

Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and - how predictable was this? - pissed. — Rachel Caine