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Vampire Comedy Quotes By Brian Meehl: What happened to the first vampire who fell

What happened to the first vampire who fell for the first mortal? She turned him into a sucker — Brian Meehl

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Adrianne Ambrose: Meeting a vampire is kind of like a

Meeting a vampire is kind of like a celebrity sighting, but where the celebrity possibly wants to kill you. — Adrianne Ambrose

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Angela Merkel: Let us answer the terrorists by living our

Let us answer the terrorists by living our values with courage. — Angela Merkel

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Janet Evanovich: If I let her in I'm doomed. It's

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! — Janet Evanovich

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Jerry Cantrell: Playing for someone else's crowd is always difficult

Playing for someone else's crowd is always difficult for any band. — Jerry Cantrell

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Terry Pratchett: What good's a god who gives you everything

What good's a god who gives you everything you want? — Terry Pratchett

Vampire Comedy Quotes By T.A. Miles: Sorry, pigtails, but subtlety isn't an option anymore.

Sorry, pigtails, but subtlety isn't an option anymore. — T.A. Miles

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Tammara Webber: People rarely said what they thought, or revealed

People rarely said what they thought, or revealed how they felt. No one was honest. — Tammara Webber

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Robyn Peterman: Do you mind if we leave here so

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit? — Robyn Peterman

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Rachel Caine: You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile. — Rachel Caine

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Madeleine L'Engle: When we are self-conscious, we cannot be wholly

When we are self-conscious, we cannot be wholly aware; we must throw ourselves out first. This throwing ourselves away is the act of creativity. — Madeleine L'Engle

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Teresa Medeiros: I honestly believe life is a combination of

I honestly believe life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. — Teresa Medeiros

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Rose Pressey: Leave before I have to rip your eyes

Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor. — Rose Pressey

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Dorothy Day: If you are going to try and change

If you are going to try and change things, you had better have your wits about you. — Dorothy Day

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Charlaine Harris: So you want me to go to a

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Anonymous: Managing is allocating people and resources. Put the

Managing is allocating people and resources. Put the right people in the right job, give them what they need, and then get out of the way — Anonymous

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Sergio Garcia: Be who you really are.

Be who you really are. — Sergio Garcia

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Teresa Messineo: We learn from our mistakes

We learn from our mistakes — Teresa Messineo

Vampire Comedy Quotes By Richard Ford: The world is a more engaging and less

The world is a more engaging and less dramatic place than writers ever give it credit for being — Richard Ford