Valentine Humor Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Valentine Humor

Valentine Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Your never over the hill to find true love because sometimes, that's where it is — Benny Bellamacina

I have a suggestion," said Valentine to Luke, in a surprisingly even tone.
"Let me guess," said Luke. "It's 'Don't kill me,' isn't it? — Cassandra Clare

An eight-pound Cheddar. No one can resist a bit of Cheddar cheese, ma'am. Not even the dead. — Julia Stuart

Long ago I learned nothing gets done by just wishing it. You have to do it. — Louis L'Amour

You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment. — Cassandra Clare

'The Princess Bride' was a movie that I watched all the time. — Charlie Rowe

Purify the mind through selfless service. — Mata Amritanandamayi

A real punk is punk on the inside. — Mark Hoppus

Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint. — Richard Kadrey

I'm absolutely happy with where Louis Litt is. The writers, starting with Aaron [Korsh], have just made him into a human being. — Rick Hoffman

To me, what philosophy does best is reflect on knowledge that's generated in other areas. — Lawrence M. Krauss

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

You trump Valentine's Day chocolates. — Gail McHugh

Too often we forget that the great men of faith reached the heights they did only by going through the depths. — Os Guinness

What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?"
"Because only Jace can piss someone off that much. — Cassandra Clare

You don't love someone out of loyalty ... nor out of sympathy, either. — Jae Hee

We'd met at a carefree time, a moment full of promise, in its place now were the harsh lessons of the real world. — Nicholas Sparks

show us, where it is that we must show God, the poor, — Aloysius Deeney

Consider it a race to see who kills you first,
Daylighter-Valentine, the other Downworlders, or the Clave. — Cassandra Clare

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you." — Russell Howard

I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart. — Tai

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it? — Lilith Saintcrow

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

What's on the inside, beneath that sugar? Is it a bug? Is it a booger? — Elle Valentine

On Aditya, such would be unthinkable; on Aditya, everybody respects authority. Whether it's respectable or not. — H. Beam Piper

Dolly Parton's done 'Stairway to Heaven.' Anything's possible. — Robert Plant