Vaginas Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Vaginas

Vaginas Quotes & Sayings

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Not discussing it with you dude because: a) We don't have vaginas, and b) You're a dumb-ass. — Scarlett Cole

So what's this about a book club? You girls sit around, reading dirty books, fanning each other's vaginas? Because if so, count me in! — Jay McLean

Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor. — K.F. Germaine

Women might just have something to contribute to civilization other than their vaginas. — Christopher Buckley

A trio of young office techs who wore idealized holographic vaginas on their wrists, wet pink glittering under the harsh lighting. — William Gibson

I have the Angela Jolie of vaginas. — Amy Poehler

Buddies didn't have touchable breasts or intriguing vaginas. Buddies were people you burped around and bragged to about other women. — Victoria Dahl

Indra Haiku
Diddling Ahala,
Indra, the Thousand-Eyed God,
flecked with vaginas. — Beryl Dov

If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas. — J. Richard Singleton

When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas". — Robert Clark

And the scary hairy vaginas in vacuum sealed packages!" "And the pee-in-your-ass-douches! — Lucian Bane

Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time. — Pope Benedict XVI

Inside, the two men holed up in Donald's office for a few minutes, where apparently no vaginas were invited. — Jill Shalvis

I have the Angelina Jolie of vaginas. — Amy Poehler

Women secretly love to talk about their vaginas. They get very excited, mainly because no one has ever asked them before. — Eve Ensler

I don't think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas. — Jenny Slate

They don't bar vaginas at the door, Shelly. It'll be fun. Come on. Please? — Kim Holden

You make my vagina all melty,
wait no!
You make my belly all melty. My vaginas hot! — Lola Stark

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas. — Phil Robertson

I had always thought that vaginas, with their flaps and folds, looked somehow unfinished. — David Burr Gerrard

We don't want any pot-smoking vaginas because that's disgusting. And I saw it once in Indonesia, and I've never been able to get it out of my head. — Doug Benson

Vaginas beat penises every time.
They're like kryptonite.
Penises are defenseless against them. — Emma Chase

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different! — Ilana Glazer

I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. — Boy George

There's this great big world out there where women are valued for more than their vaginas," she — Kim Holden

You don't spend much. And you have a penis. Penises earn more income than vaginas. — Nola Sarina

Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas. — Dave Attell

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away. — Chris Hardwick

Women make men their slaves in return for the occasional use of their vaginas. It's an unspoken barter system and it's flawless. — Jack Dancer

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas. — Howard Stern

You know what makes no sense? A bunch of penises making choices for vaginas. That's like interviewing a turtle on the struggles of being a dolphin. We — Luvvie Ajayi

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. — Eugene Mirman