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Vacation Funny Quotes By A.O. Storm: Unless you're under 12 or into role playing,

Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

Vacation Funny Quotes By Jenny Eclair: Family is the one thing that is definitely

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable. — Jenny Eclair

Vacation Funny Quotes By John Lennon: What Can I Tell You about Myself which

What Can I Tell You about Myself which You Have Not Already Found Out from Those Who Do Not Lie? — John Lennon

Vacation Funny Quotes By Johnny Carson: Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony. — Johnny Carson

Vacation Funny Quotes By Bill Hader: I like when you are telling a story

I like when you are telling a story and fall into an impression. — Bill Hader

Vacation Funny Quotes By R. Buckminster Fuller: You can't change anything by fighting or resisting

You can't change anything by fighting or resisting it. You change something by making it obsolete through superior methods. — R. Buckminster Fuller

Vacation Funny Quotes By Daily Mail: Liam Neeson considers converting to Islam.

Liam Neeson considers converting to Islam. — Daily Mail

Vacation Funny Quotes By J.A. Saare: If you were anyone else, your nuts would

If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth — J.A. Saare

Vacation Funny Quotes By Bill Engvall: I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No!

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations." — Bill Engvall

Vacation Funny Quotes By Voltaire: If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities.

If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities. — Voltaire

Vacation Funny Quotes By Teresa Palmer: There aren't a lot of movie star males

There aren't a lot of movie star males around my age that I can play opposite. — Teresa Palmer

Vacation Funny Quotes By Joss Whedon: Lockheed! You found me! You are the best

Lockheed! You found me! You are the best X-Dragon ever. — Joss Whedon

Vacation Funny Quotes By Craig Groeschel: It's critical to God that we think about

It's critical to God that we think about how we live, how we spend the present time with which we're gifted each day. — Craig Groeschel

Vacation Funny Quotes By Marissa Meyer: he whispered. "Scarlet." With

he whispered. "Scarlet." With — Marissa Meyer

Vacation Funny Quotes By C.D. Reiss: I loved her. Wanted to love her. Needed

I loved her. Wanted to love her. Needed to love her, and the second she kneeled, she'd be nothing to me. — C.D. Reiss

Vacation Funny Quotes By Todd Mitchell: ghost44: It's only when it's dark out that

ghost44: It's only when it's dark out that we can see the stars shine. — Todd Mitchell

Vacation Funny Quotes By Joshua Winning: You answer to none but the whim of

You answer to none but the whim of your own black heart. — Joshua Winning

Vacation Funny Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: Truth never turns to rebuke falsehood; her own

Truth never turns to rebuke falsehood; her own straightforwardness is the severest correction. — Henry David Thoreau