Uterus Quotes: top 35 famous quotes about Uterus

Uterus Quotes & Sayings

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Women are not supposed to have uteruses, especially in poems. — Maxine Kumin

If she wanted to, she could reach into my chest and rip my heart out of my body because it already belongs to her. — Autumn Doughton

When asked, "Why do you always wear black?", he said, "I am mourning for my life. — Anton Chekhov

It's not the most conducive weather to play softball in, but you've got to come out and play it. — Mike Candrea

... in the ordinary course of a healthy labour, the mouth of the uterus opens by some secret agency; or at least without any apparent force. — Ina May Gaskin

Catholic Church reasserts its moral authority on contraception: If God believed in birth control, altar boys would have a uterus. — Dana Gould

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out! — Andrew Dice Clay

did he bring a condom to have sex with a woman with no uterus? — Carol Maloney Scott

Oh, for crying out loud," she said. "Were you fools any more chivalrous I'd surely swoon on the spot and damage my uterus. — Ian Tregillis

There is no other organ quite like the uterus. If men had such an organ they would brag about it. So should we — Ina May Gaskin

A parent may be without a job, but no child should be without a doctor. — William J. Clinton

So you made it out of a uterus a long time ago. Big deal," I whisper. "So did everybody else on the planet. What else you got? — Shonda Rhimes

Faber's drawing-pencils; — Louisa May Alcott

Shut it." "My my, someone's grumpy today. Are you shedding the lining of your uterus? — Jewel E. Ann

I could lose my uterus and appendix today and miss my appendix more. - Kate — Z.A. Maxfield

Intelligence in the service of poor instinct is really dangerous. — Gloria Steinem

Hope your vagina and uterus get better. I miss them — Toni Aleo

When a man can't explain a woman's actions, the first thing he thinks of is the condition of her uterus. — Clare Boothe Luce

The devil made me do it.
And by devil, I mean my uterus. — Cora Carmack

She was my incubating uterus and birthday party thrower for the last seventeen years. — Colleen Hoover

You better fucking tell us where your little buddies are, or I am going to kick your uterus out, you fucking cunt. — Brian Michael Bendis

Today I found a twenty in the red-lined pocket of my wool coat. There's no twenty-dollar bill in the red lining of my uterus. — Kim Addonizio

We spend a good part of our lives trying desperately to convince ourselves as well as everybody else that we know more than we really do. — Charles Osgood

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. — Patricia Schroeder

The question was asked, how can you be a mother and a congresswoman? I said, I have a brain, I have a uterus and they both work. — Patricia Schroeder

If the cardiologist thinks the heart is a wonderful organ, the cardiologist never have heard of the uterus. — Elmar P. Sakala

Read great books and be great. — Lailah Gifty Akita

We return to the places we're from; we trample faded corners and pencil in new lines. — Anthony Doerr

Holy fucking dogs! You scared the uterus out of me! — Debra Anastasia

He considers me just a uterus with legs. — Mary Beth Whitehead

Remember, the center of a woman is her uterus. Her crazy, crazy uterus. — Therese Oneill

I compare songwriting to childbirth. How many kids can you have before your uterus explodes? — Billy Joel

How funny are dogs? — John Marsden

I'm marrying you, not your uterus. — Pamela Clare

Dude! If you scream in my ear again I will punch you in the uterus. — R.S. Grey