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The part of my plan that made old people uncomfortable, that exposed them for the bigots they were - and on a Sunday! - still appealed to me.
— David Sedaris
Famous people like to choose friends who won't go around repeating their conversations and details about them.
— David Sedaris
True self-love and social are the same.
— Alexander Pope
Art isn't about following the rules. It's about breaking them.
— David Sedaris
In my dream world gay people in America would get the right to marry, and not a one of them would use that right.
— David Sedaris
Persecution readily knits friendship between its victims.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have a lot of people to thank but they're none of them here so I'm not going to bother.
— Emma Thompson
But most good movies have a gun in them.
— David Sedaris
Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.
— Frank Zappa
Man ordering at Butera's deli/prepared-foods counter: "Hey, give me one of them chickens what spins around.
— David Sedaris
The way you learn to ride is by riding.
— Laura Ruby
Well, where did it come from?" I asked. "How did I get it?" "How do we get most things?" he answered.
"We buy them? — David Sedaris
Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.
— David Sedaris
I've always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at their wasted empty lives.
— David Sedaris
Even then that without them, I was nothing. Not a son or a brother but just a boy - and
— David Sedaris
What brought us together was a love of nature, or, more specifically, of catching things and unintentionally killing them.
— David Sedaris
God trades our ashes for beauty, and our pain for joy.
— T.K. Chapin
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
— Kin Hubbard
Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.
— David Sedaris
