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Well, spank my arse and call me Morgana. — Bex-chan

To paraphrase Montaigne - even when you're sitting on the highest throne in the world, you're still sitting on your arse. — M.J. Carter

That is NOT the arse of a Â£7million player! — Eamon Dunphy

Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse. — Alexei Sayle

If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse. — J.D. Robb

Rab: Like a wee chip, Burney son?
Burney: Stick your chips up your arse!
Mary: Heeey, hey, hey, hey - manners.
Burney: Please. — Ian Pattison

You will get such flattery as you deserve, and my foot in your arse the rest of the time. — Joe Abercrombie

When you are up to your arse in shit there is only one thing to do. Attack. — Bernard Cornwell

Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse — Dean Cavanagh

Now you lady, you can go an' run your arse up a cheesegrater — Ian Pattison

The squealing little arse-gerbil. — Tana French

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West. — Stewart Francis

I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not. — Keith Miller

Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse. — Wendell Mayes

What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It's like putting your hand up a tiger's arse. - Egg — Jamie Scallion

I beamed at him. "You're my favorite sea god, you know." "Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin' as ye promised. — Kevin Hearne

Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse. — Dwayne Johnson

Ignorance might be bliss for the ignorant, but for the rest of us it's a right fucking pain in the arse — Ricky Gervais

People change, though, don't you think?" Hatsumi asked. "You mean, like, they go out into society and get a kick up the arse and grow up? — Haruki Murakami

Dance music was on its arse before we came along. — Sergio Pizzorno

The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff. — Mark Rice

That was wonderful," Natasha lied.
"Not half; you are brilliant. Can I fuck you up the arse later? — D.M. Blowers

A politician is an arse upon
which everyone has sat except a man — E. E. Cummings

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. — Noel Fielding

You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam — Kady Cross

Kiss me, I think. Go on, kiss me. At least grab my arse. — Cath Crowley

And here I thought I married you because ye had a fair face and a fine fat arse. To think you've a brain as well! — Diana Gabaldon

Sometimes being a Highland Laird was a royal pain in the arse. — Victoria Roberts

There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. — Royce Hart

That's the strange thing about love. One minute you can have your tongue up someone's arse, and the next you can't even communicate. — Boy George

What's with you all, anyway? You jam a stick up your own arse then preen at how tall and straight your standing. — Steven Erikson

Ye can stick your comfort straight up your arse, MacKenzie, and your goddamned stiff prick, too! — Diana Gabaldon

What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods — Amber Kizer

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. — Robert Muchamore

I tell you, one more insult and I'll take his curling tongs and ram them so far up his arse he'll be able to curl the damned thing from the inside. — David Gemmell

Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely. — Alexis Hall

Leeky Shortz says "Live life like your arse is on fire! — Maxine Mansfield

What about Ding-Dong?"

"Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on. — Stuart MacBride

I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! — Sharon Osbourne

The other man's arse is always cleaner! — Stephen Fry

His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse — Rachel Caine

Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse. — Hal Duncan

Arse. I find the thought very appealing. — E.L. James

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley

Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country is. Yow can't scratch yer arse without some cunt filling o form abaht it. — Wes Brown

Would everyone stop saying arse!" ... "I know, its called an ass, people. Ass — Samantha Young

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch

That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady. — Diana Gabaldon

I love the way you smile at me ... knocks me on my arse. — Amy Harmon

He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. — David Mitchell

It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic. — Joseph Goebbels

I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing. — Stephen Fry

I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat. — Suzanne M. Sabol

Rough as a badger's arse — Marian Keyes

He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest. — Terry Pratchett

Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled in my ear.
"Based on recent experience, I'd say my arse comes pretty high on the list". — J.L. Merrow

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home. — Billy Connolly

I told him that without me he wouldn't be able to find his arse with his two hands, — Bill Carson