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Well, spank my arse and call me Morgana.
— Bex-chan
To paraphrase Montaigne - even when you're sitting on the highest throne in the world, you're still sitting on your arse.
— M.J. Carter
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
— Eamon Dunphy
Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.
— Alexei Sayle
If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.
— J.D. Robb
Rab: Like a wee chip, Burney son?Burney: Stick your chips up your arse!
Mary: Heeey, hey, hey, hey - manners.
Burney: Please. — Ian Pattison
You will get such flattery as you deserve, and my foot in your arse the rest of the time.
— Joe Abercrombie
When you are up to your arse in shit there is only one thing to do. Attack.
— Bernard Cornwell
Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse
— Dean Cavanagh
Now you lady, you can go an' run your arse up a cheesegrater
— Ian Pattison
The squealing little arse-gerbil.
— Tana French
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West.
— Stewart Francis
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.
— Keith Miller
Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse.
— Wendell Mayes
What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It's like putting your hand up a tiger's arse. - Egg
— Jamie Scallion
I beamed at him. "You're my favorite sea god, you know." "Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin' as ye promised.
— Kevin Hearne
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.
— Dwayne Johnson
Ignorance might be bliss for the ignorant, but for the rest of us it's a right fucking pain in the arse
— Ricky Gervais
People change, though, don't you think?" Hatsumi asked. "You mean, like, they go out into society and get a kick up the arse and grow up?
— Haruki Murakami
Dance music was on its arse before we came along.
— Sergio Pizzorno
That was wonderful," Natasha lied."Not half; you are brilliant. Can I fuck you up the arse later? — D.M. Blowers
A politician is an arse uponwhich everyone has sat except a man — E. E. Cummings
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
— Noel Fielding
You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam
— Kady Cross
Kiss me, I think. Go on, kiss me. At least grab my arse.
— Cath Crowley
And here I thought I married you because ye had a fair face and a fine fat arse. To think you've a brain as well!
— Diana Gabaldon
Sometimes being a Highland Laird was a royal pain in the arse.
— Victoria Roberts
There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach.
— Royce Hart
What's with you all, anyway? You jam a stick up your own arse then preen at how tall and straight your standing.
— Steven Erikson
Ye can stick your comfort straight up your arse, MacKenzie, and your goddamned stiff prick, too!
— Diana Gabaldon
What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods
— Amber Kizer
I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.
— Robert Muchamore
Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely.
— Alexis Hall
Leeky Shortz says "Live life like your arse is on fire!
— Maxine Mansfield
What about Ding-Dong?""Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on. — Stuart MacBride
I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!
— Sharon Osbourne
The other man's arse is always cleaner!
— Stephen Fry
His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse
— Rachel Caine
Arse. I find the thought very appealing.
— E.L. James
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
— Anthony Foley
Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady.
— Diana Gabaldon
He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one.
— David Mitchell
It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic.
— Joseph Goebbels
I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing.
— Stephen Fry
I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat.
— Suzanne M. Sabol
Rough as a badger's arse
— Marian Keyes
He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest.
— Terry Pratchett
