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Up Police Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: If the police ever try to pick me

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. — Gilbert Gottfried

Up Police Quotes By Clement Freud: I think our police are excellent, probably because

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. — Clement Freud

Up Police Quotes By Porscha Sterling: I never trusted the police. It was just

I never trusted the police. It was just something you were taught growing up in the ghetto, especially when your father ran dope. "Can — Porscha Sterling

Up Police Quotes By Christopher Moore: Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car. — Christopher Moore

Up Police Quotes By Michael Oppenheimer: Mexican police will round up illegal American migrants

Mexican police will round up illegal American migrants surging into Mexico seeking work as field hands. — Michael Oppenheimer

Up Police Quotes By Michel Foucault: In civilizations without boats, dreams dry up, espionage

In civilizations without boats, dreams dry up, espionage takes the place of adventure and the police take the place of pirates — Michel Foucault

Up Police Quotes By Claude Chabrol: We live in an era where pizzas show

We live in an era where pizzas show up faster than the police. — Claude Chabrol

Up Police Quotes By Sonja Sohn: To call the police is a really big

To call the police is a really big deal because you don't snitch - that's the culture you grow up in. — Sonja Sohn

Up Police Quotes By Fred Allen: Success is like dealing with your kid or

Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station. — Fred Allen

Up Police Quotes By Peter Kirby: But just because you put on a uniform

But just because you put on a uniform doesn't mean you hang up your humanity. — Peter Kirby

Up Police Quotes By Gore Vidal: In essence, Clinton's Anti-Terrorism Act would set up

In essence, Clinton's Anti-Terrorism Act would set up a national police force, over the long-dead bodies of the founders. — Gore Vidal

Up Police Quotes By Stephanie Tromly: He carries around a notebook where he keeps

He carries around a notebook where he keeps a list of suspects and motives so the police will have leads if he ever turns up murdered — Stephanie Tromly

Up Police Quotes By Yoweri Museveni: I don't pick up people. This is the

I don't pick up people. This is the work of the police. If there's anybody with a case, it's the police, not me. — Yoweri Museveni

Up Police Quotes By Peter Sis: I know there are some good American police.

I know there are some good American police. But I grew up in a country where we were afraid of the police. — Peter Sis

Up Police Quotes By Nancy McKeon: A police force, wherever they are, is made

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. — Nancy McKeon

Up Police Quotes By Kim Harrington: Yellow police tape stretched across the motel room

Yellow police tape stretched across the motel room door. I stood beside it, waiting for Mr. Stick-Up-His-Butt to finish up in the office. — Kim Harrington

Up Police Quotes By Jim Padar: instructor explained that when the hazmat team shows

instructor explained that when the hazmat team shows up and sees police lying all over the ground, it knows not to approach. — Jim Padar

Up Police Quotes By Karen Kingsbury: Police caught up with him on January 22

Police caught up with him on January 22 and again — Karen Kingsbury

Up Police Quotes By Leon Panetta: If we don't do something to simplify the

If we don't do something to simplify the tax system, we're going to end up with a national police force of internal revenue agents. — Leon Panetta

Up Police Quotes By Zach Braff: Have I ever had sex with a hooker?

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records? — Zach Braff

Up Police Quotes By James Duane: Anybody who understands what goes on during a

Anybody who understands what goes on during a police interrogation asks for a lawyer and shuts up, — James Duane

Up Police Quotes By Mark Capell: There was a ringing in his ears, like

There was a ringing in his ears, like a dead phone line that he couldn't hang up on. — Mark Capell

Up Police Quotes By Simon Dunn: Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another

Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick. — Simon Dunn

Up Police Quotes By Albert Camus: Revolt and revolution both wind up at the

Revolt and revolution both wind up at the same crossroads: the police, or folly. — Albert Camus

Up Police Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your parakeet

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police! — Jeff Foxworthy

Up Police Quotes By Julia Angwin: Dragnets that scoop up information indiscriminately about everyone

Dragnets that scoop up information indiscriminately about everyone in their path used to be rare; police — Julia Angwin

Up Police Quotes By Sam Branson: Incarceration has become a business. It is in

Incarceration has become a business. It is in the interest of the police and the prisons to keep locking people up. — Sam Branson

Up Police Quotes By Bruno Mars: I grew up listening to the Police, I

I grew up listening to the Police, I grew up performing in bars, singing Police songs. — Bruno Mars

Up Police Quotes By Delmore Schwartz: I got married the second time in the

I got married the second time in the way that, when a murder is committed, crackpots turn up at the police station to confess the crime. — Delmore Schwartz

Up Police Quotes By Tony Greig: Well I grew up in England, and I

Well I grew up in England, and I was in the London police. — Tony Greig

Up Police Quotes By Tupac Shakur: This so called 'Home of the Brave'why isn't

This so called 'Home of the Brave'
why isn't anybody Backing us up!
When they c these crooked ass Redneck cops
constantly Jacking us up — Tupac Shakur

Up Police Quotes By James Patterson: I called for back up," Nudge said. "The

I called for back up," Nudge said. "The police, fire department, paramedics, and a few different pizza delivery places are all on their way. — James Patterson

Up Police Quotes By Ziad K. Abdelnour: Always Remember ... Once You Give Up Your

Always Remember ... Once You Give Up Your Rights, You Can Never Get Them Back. Once You Turn On That Police State, You Can Never Turn It Off. — Ziad K. Abdelnour