Unicorn Quotes
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Unicorn Quotes & Sayings
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Some of these tusks have been found buried in the bodies of whales, which the unicorn always attacks with success.
— Jules Verne
The moon was gone, but to the magician's eyes the unicorn was the moon, cold and white and very old, lighting his way to safety, or to madness.
— Peter S. Beagle
Most days I was impossible. Like a unicorn.
— Bryn Greenwood
The thing was, Colton was confident and self-assured, maybe even a little cocky, but he wasn't arrogant. He was like a unicorn.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
My whole day has been a unicorn ride through a field of rainbows
— Natalie D. Richards
Deal. Now, could you please untie my sword hand from my head? I feel like a freaking unicorn.
— Rick Riordan
Your cat ate my unicorn's breakfast.
— Jen Calonita
Let us only hate hatred; and once give love a play, we will fall in love with a unicorn.
— Herman Melville
The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
— Brandon Mull
She quickly interpreted him into her mythology but if, at first, he was a herbivorous lion, later he became a unicorn devouring raw meat.
— Angela Carter
We were born in the '70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves.
— Gillian Flynn
Show me a writer that doesn't use their craft as a coping mechanism and I'll show you my unicorn.
— Angelina Assanti
Honey bear," the unicorn said. "You are the gayest thing I've seen since I last saw my own reflection.
— T.J. Klune
I didn't love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin' unicorn.
— Laura Benanti
Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.
— Elle Lothlorien
When a unicorn is slain, men have destroyed again the image of beauty that they seek.
— Nicholas Stuart Gray
Gary snorted. When he did, little pink and purple sparkles shot out his nose. Being a unicorn is awesome like that.
— T.J. Klune
...every time a unicorn laughs, an angel has tender sexual intercourse on her wedding night. And nine months later, a rainbow is born!
— Frank Lesser
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
— Benny Hill
So you can sense her aura and stuff, right?" Kail asked as he got to his feet. "So anything I say about her not being a unicorn--
— Patrick Weekes
You're like a motherfucking unicorn. Do you know any other male slash writers who bang chicks??
— Em Anthony
it is a monstrous thing, to slay a unicorn
— J.K. Rowling
Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town.
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh
The unicorn is a mythical beast,
— James Thurber
And he can't stop staring at me, as if I'm some magical dick-sucking unicorn come to life.
— Ruby Dixon
Another chunk of my childhood dreams had just run down the reality drain in the form of a horny unicorn, no less.
— Allison Pang
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
— Eoin Colfer
One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.
— Robert Asprin
An elephant is almost a unicorn!
— Laura C Goodwin
It is no shame to lose to me, mortal. Even among mythical creatures there are very few who can give a unicorn a good game.
— Roger Zelazny
A unicorn is nothing more than a big horse that comes to a point, anyway. Nothing to get so excited about.
— Terry Pratchett
...as vivid and fabulous as a unicorn...
— Anne Rivers Siddons
So... Italian gelato. Take the deliciousness of a regular ice-cream cone, times it by a million, then sprinkle it with crushed-up unicorn horns.
— Jenna Evans Welch
But this girl, she lived in a bubble, and seeing her out at a frat party was like spotting a unicorn.
— Ilsa Madden-Mills
David's a unicorn? That explains so much.
— Dianne Sylvan
Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.
— Robert Asprin
All four of them looked at Diane as if she had said Kendel had just returned from her trip and had brought them a unicorn skeleton.
— Beverly Connor
For no one can keep a unicorn in his head for long;
— Peter S. Beagle
Don't you love it that Prince doesn't use Twitter? Don't you think he's somewhere on a unicorn?
— Bruno Mars
I'm a serious geek. I mean I seriously want to own a unicorn when I'm older ... or a Pegasus ... yeah Pegasus sounds better.
— Henry Cavill
Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary.
— Mikey Way
It cannot be an ill fortune to have loved a unicorn,
— Peter S. Beagle
A unicorn in this magical star.In my new home.
My ethereal home.
Saturna — Deepika Kumaaraguru
If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'
— Margaret Cho
That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one
— Rachel Maddow
He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research.
— Amanda Mosher
Am I really standing here, conversing with a bloody unicorn? Tiffy was certain her mind had finally left the building.
— T.J. Loveless
I would compete in unicorn back riding! Why? Because we are from the same fairytale.
— Sasha Pivovarova
I'm saying let's go see if we can find some horses or zebras before we start a unicorn hunt.
— James S.A. Corey
Be realistic with your expectations. I'd really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it aint going to happen.
— India Knight
So quit looking for 'the one'. You have a better chance of finding an Oompa Loompa riding a unicorn, fighting Bigfoot.
— Matt Chandler
That boy is sprung on you and he is a nice guy. A superhot, supersexy nice guy. Do you know how rare that is? He's like a goddamn unicorn.
— Jay Crownover
I'm sorry. I only wanted to take a look at your unicorn.
— Jennifer K. Clark
A truly wise man does not play leapfrog with a unicorn.
— Gautama Buddha
My conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.
— Jeff Lindsay
Her skin is softer than a lamb's. What does she put on herself? Unicorn tears? Jesus Christ.
— Ruby Dixon
A unicorn is a donkey from the future
— Joe Rogan
I am fit to capture a unicorn, and I should not be so questioned ...
— Philippa Gregory
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view
— Ron Sexsmith
No place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born.
— Peter S. Beagle
Don't be something you're not. Unless you can be a fabulous unicorn. Always be a fabulous unicorn.
— PewDiePie
I had to harden all of my soft edges if I was going to survive my new life as a tasty Nutella unicorn,
— Jaymin Eve
You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn't you?""Probably so. We both fart rainbows. — Jamie Farrell
