Underwear Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Underwear

Underwear Quotes & Sayings

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I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear. — Calvin Klein

I'm talking to you in bed at one in the morning. How mad can I be?
I picture him there, in what, flannel pajamas? Underwear? Nothing at all? — Jeannine Garsee

I've never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I've gotten underwear with my face on it. That was weird. — Channing Tatum

A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial. — Jimmy Fallon

There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet first, so we are all human. — James Joyce

Every girl loves posing in her underwear. It's always fun to do that. — Kendall Jenner

He left the room, unable to watch her standing there, naked with her underwear on her head, laughing at her own absurd madness. — Lisa Genova

My underwear is my own person buisness. — Dan Miller

A grid is like underwear, you wear it but it's not to be exposed. — Massimo Vignelli

Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn't match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things. — John Green

This is a neighborhood where underwear sags low. For instance, ole Mr Deutschman lives up here, who used to be upstanding and decent. — D.B.C. Pierre

Who hasn't had the 'I went to school/work in my underwear' dream? — Lisa McMann

There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls' underwear shouldn't be one of them. — Rin Chupeco

Some of my college friends used to laugh at me. But no one's laughing anymore. Now, they all try to get free underwear. — Garrett Neff

He'd never given Gabby's underwear a single — Erin Nicholas

What would you pack for Armageddon? Sunscreen and shades? Flame-proof underwear? Maybe a travel guide to the Underworld? — Jana Oliver

He had his knife and gun belt on over his underwear, in case of sudden attack. — Larry McMurtry

Does all your underwear look like it belongs in a high-class strip show? — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

He did not seem fazed by the shimmer of light in the air, or the two wet teenagers in their underwear shivering behind it. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Tony chuckled. "So how does my other underwear fit you?" "Like covering a banana with a Band-Aid. — Kaje Harper

She bought all new underwear. She had a horror of being found dead with mended or, worse, unmended underclothes. — John Steinbeck

Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley.
Ollie Chandler in Deception — Randy Alcorn

Our conception of 1950s underwear is a lovely vintage aesthetic, but actually, wearing stockings with no elastic and a girdle was heavy duty. — Romola Garai

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date. — Jacob M. Appel

Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show. — Britney Spears

Who hasn't danced in their underwear? — Tom Cruise

I went out in my goddamn underwear too! — Julia Roberts

Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband. — Miranda Kerr

See owner for mounting instructions. - NOVELTY UNDERWEAR — Darynda Jones

I'm in my underwear." "And your nose is broken. Does it look like I give a fuck? — Karina Halle

I'm very busy, aunt, Henry replied, although he was clearly watching video game walk-throughs in his underwear. — Maggie Stiefvater

I have no superstitions. I don't have to have a Sunday outfit. I don't have socks or underwear I have to wear. — Zach Johnson

A good writer can fake being an expert in anything - even men's underwear. — Greg Dybec

Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day. — Ray Bradbury

it's worth the loss to have that memory. Big, bad, scary Joe Callahan, security to the stars, losing control and ripping away my underwear. — Kristen Ashley

I can't possibly get into your knickers. — Jack McConnell

Speaking of fruit, I'm down
I mean, he's down
to his underwear. — Rick Yancey

Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection. — Terry Pratchett

Follow Your Dreams, Except the One Where You're at School in Your Underwear — Annabel Monaghan

So...your name means Mr.Underwear."
-Frank — Rick Riordan

But no underwear. Did they just disappear? Dissolve right off my body? In that case, kudos to the guy. — Anonymous

Roamin' here, roamin' there, roamin' in my underwear, I got a sweetie covered in hair, She's all pussy everywhere — Margaret Atwood

Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear. — M.F. Moonzajer

Edible underwear? ... even during sex, we can't stop eating. — Greg Giraldo

Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear. — Cassandra Clare

Her hormones slipped into their sexy underwear with a grin. — Jennifer Schmidt

To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear. — Mason Cooley

I've never had underwear of any kind, anything that you have to wash. — Peter Beard

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers. — Craig Ferguson

Well, you wear underwear. That helps. — Emily Blunt

My men's-underwear print ads are very popular! — Calvin Klein

beaver drools in my underwear. — Helena Hunting

I've always been big. I'm never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages. — CC Sabathia

Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while. — Margaret Murray

Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again. — Conan O'Brien

Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers. — Victoria Beckham

I always listen to NSYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart." It reminds me to wear a bra. — Britney Spears

When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It's exciting! — Richard Simmons

We are very luck to be women, so even if we're wearing trousers, I always wear them with some lace underwear or a very feminine bra - I like that. — Carine Roitfeld

APPLICANTS MUST PASS AN ORAL EXAM BEFORE ADVANCING TO THE NEXT COURSE. - NOVELTY UNDERWEAR — Darynda Jones

Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows. — Helen Nielsen

Passwords are like underwear: you don't let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn't share it with strangers. — Chris Pirillo

Im too hung for womens underwear. — M. Shadows

I'm a private person, and I don't want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It's creepy! — Carrie Underwood

Most things that pop into my head are really weird, like that one time when I thought about Shrek in Victoria's Secret underwear. — Sara Wolf

Your a skid-mark on the underwear of humanity. -Ostin Liss — Richard Paul Evans

I'm into cotton underwear. I dont need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy. — Nelly Furtado

I figured Henry might smite me if I went through your underwear. — Aimee Carter

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. — Emo Philips

Andcuffs, massage oil, some edible underwear-"
Aidan held up his hand. "No need to explain anymore. You had me at handcuffs, — Katie Ashley

What the hell are you doing with my underwear?"
He kept his response flippant. "I don't have this color in my collection. — Miranda Liasson

The Big Bad Wolf is asking for my help? The Devil must have his long underwear on today. — Michael Buckley

What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear? — Rick Riordan

Sexual underwear is tacky. — Izabella Scorupco

People keep asking me, 'What evil lurks in you to play such bad characters?' There is no evil in me, I just wear tight underwear. — Dennis Hopper

Boxers are hot, and by boxers I mean guys who box, not the underwear. So get rid of 'em! — Carson Kressley

There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself. — Pawan Mishra

A novelist is someone who sits around the house all day in his underwear, trying not to smoke. — Scott Spencer

Have you read your UNDERPANTS today? — Dav Pilkey

My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear. — Phyllis Diller

Now do you want to do this nicely, have time to pack your Uzi in your underwear, or do we get to cuff you and drag you out? — Abigail Roux

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. — Jeff Kinney

Vero collapsed in a chair, overtaken with delicious giggles. The child had bought underwear to match a plastic frog. An act of perfect silliness. — Debora Geary

He talked like a textbook and looked like an underwear model. The combination did absolutely everything for her libido. — Megan Erickson

I'm an elderly gentleman. I haven't been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put on my underwear in the morning. — Pete Stark

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear. — Phil Gramm

I do have a lucky pair of underwear. — Brendan Fehr

I love a man who can wear my underwear. — Yasmine Bleeth

Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks - saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat! — Patricia Heaton

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Come in. Sit anywhere but on the bed. Don't look cute, don't get undressed, and don't touch my underwear. — Christina Lauren

O victory forget you're underwear we're free. — Allen Ginsberg

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage ... You start to think that you're Tom Jones. — Keanu Reeves

Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear. — Dana Marie Bell

Back then, people were throwing their underwear onstage. I remember taking eight pairs of my own underwear to the cleaners and getting only four back. — Dennis Quaid

Do you mean the 'you're wearing my underwear' face?" he asks, moving to the second button and swishing his head back and forth as he does. — Kim Karr

Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know. — Jill Conner Browne

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear. — Julia Child

Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day. — Veronica Webb

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett