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Selma dug her sharp elbow right into my ribs and then kicked me hard on the ankle under the table. I couldn't help giving a little squeal of pain. — Jacqueline Wilson

It wasn't like there was an alien hiding under the table, moving crap around for fun. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

The table quite literally groaned under its weight of roasted game, — David Eddings

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. — Elizabeth Taylor

My father from long habit took a book with him to the table and then, remembering my presence, furtively dropped it under his chair. — Evelyn Waugh

I think talent is like a water table under the earth - you tap it with your effort and it comes through you. — Natalie Goldberg

I'll have a martini...two at the most. Three, I'm under the table...four, I'm under the host. — Dorothy Parker

You'll find my leg under the coffee table. — John Green

I told you what I want. You under me, on top of me, against the wall, on this table, against the sofa. Maybe even on the bed. Should I continue? — Monica La Porta

Some women can drink some men under the table, but a man under the table can still be dangerous. — Jo Foxworth

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker

Nicaragua sounded dangerous; she liked the word. Nicaragua! It sounded like some kind of spider. There it goes, under the table - Nicaragua! — Dave Eggers

Corporate America corrupted the watchdogs that were supposed to be guarding the public interest by feeding them under the table. — Arianna Huffington

Many casting directors won't hire aspiring actors because you might be burning some chick's headshot under the table so she doesn't get the part. — Olivia Wilde

As a general rule, you won't find the love of your life while you're on your knees under a table.
Helios Dayspring — Belinda McBride

I read like an animal. I read under the covers, I read lying in the grass, I read at the dinner table. While other people were talking to me, I read. — Nicole Krauss

They remember me as this shy girl sitting under the table. But they obviously didn't know what was going on in my head. — Izabella Scorupco

Under the table, I crossed my legs so hard it hurt. I was using all the strength it would take to run away, only to stay still. — David Levithan

Under the imaginary table that separates me from my readers, don't we secretly clasp each other's hands? — Bruno Schulz

The late, great Janis Joplin could drink ten men under the table, then sing loud enough to shake the teeth out of their head. — Shawn Amos

I was too busy looking into Yeltsin's eyes to notice what was under the table. — Lennart Meri

I'm very superstitious ... I never shout at magpies, walk under ladders or put my shoes on the table. — Norman Cook

D'Artagnan looked for some tapestry behind which he might hide himself, and felt an immense inclination to crawl under the table. — Alexandre Dumas

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. — Johannes Brahms

It seems like just yesterday my son was hiding under the table to avoid reading. Now, he's writing books longer than mine! — Rick Riordan

The first Mardi Gras I went to, I stayed at the Tulane AE Pi house on Broadway. Slept on a pool table one night, slept under it the next. — Adam Richman

Laurence kept sneaking looks under the table at his propped-open copy of Have Space Suit - Will Travel. He was already halfway through the book. — Charlie Jane Anders

Gabriel looked up at her from under thick eyelashes. Will you please grope me under the table, Kate mine? — Eloisa James

He smiled with the benevolence of somebody watching an unlovable toddler walk under a table and bang their head painfully. — Jonathan L. Howard

Yeah, Under The Table And Dreaming shaped the way that I think about writing songs. — John Mayer

I wish I could drink like a lady
I can take one or two at the most
Three and I'm under the table
Four and I'm under the host. — Dorothy Parker

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table.
Han (to Leia) — Aaron Allston

Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel,
Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table. — GZA

What Lucie was hearing surpassed all understanding. A mass derangement, with the aid of bogus medical records and money under the table. — Franck Thilliez