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U S Comedian Quotes By John Leguizamo: To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's

To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it. — John Leguizamo

U S Comedian Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: The truth is, I had always wanted to

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say. — Jerry Seinfeld

U S Comedian Quotes By Carlos Mencia: What I say is stupid. Who takes a

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes. — Carlos Mencia

U S Comedian Quotes By Douglas Wood: Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's

Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability. — Douglas Wood

U S Comedian Quotes By Dick Gregory: Because you make me laugh don't make you

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living. — Dick Gregory

U S Comedian Quotes By Groucho Marx: Comedians are a much rarer and far more

Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world. — Groucho Marx

U S Comedian Quotes By Will Ferrell: When I was ten, I wrote an essay

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season. — Will Ferrell

U S Comedian Quotes By Kristen Wiig: I don't know if I even consider myself

I don't know if I even consider myself a comedian really - I do comedic acting in some films and dramatic in others. — Kristen Wiig

U S Comedian Quotes By Will Rogers: Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian. — Will Rogers

U S Comedian Quotes By George Jean Nathan: The test of a real comedian is whether

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. — George Jean Nathan

U S Comedian Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: We seek our friend not sacredly, but with

We seek our friend not sacredly, but with an adulterate passion which would appropriate him to ourselves. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

U S Comedian Quotes By Henny Youngman: When I read about the dangers of drinking,

When I read about the dangers of drinking, I gave up reading — Henny Youngman

U S Comedian Quotes By Susan Sarandon: When I tell people I'm a comedian they

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' — Susan Sarandon

U S Comedian Quotes By Camille Paglia: Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a

Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia

U S Comedian Quotes By Chris Diamantopoulos: I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.

I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor. — Chris Diamantopoulos

U S Comedian Quotes By Kliph Nesteroff: Every night was improv.

Every night was improv. — Kliph Nesteroff

U S Comedian Quotes By Jonah Hill: I'm an actor, I'm not a comedian, I

I'm an actor, I'm not a comedian, I never was a comedian. — Jonah Hill

U S Comedian Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: You can make fun of yourself and people

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

U S Comedian Quotes By Paul Merton: If you became a comedian in the '80s,

If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating. — Paul Merton

U S Comedian Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I like seeing what the comedian thinks is

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. — Anthony Jeselnik

U S Comedian Quotes By Dennis Miller: I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.

I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. — Dennis Miller

U S Comedian Quotes By E. E. Cummings: Like the burlesque comedian, I am abnormally fond

Like the burlesque comedian, I am abnormally fond of that precision which creates movement. — E. E. Cummings

U S Comedian Quotes By Rachel Sklar: The comedian can put the punchline out there,

The comedian can put the punchline out there, but it's the audience that receives it - and has to get it. — Rachel Sklar

U S Comedian Quotes By Taron Egerton: Jason [Sudeikis] is a successful actor and comedian,

Jason [Sudeikis] is a successful actor and comedian, I don't think that he takes comedic roles any less seriously than he does dramatic roles. — Taron Egerton

U S Comedian Quotes By Chris Rock: Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

U S Comedian Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. — Kevin Nealon

U S Comedian Quotes By Pablo Francisco: Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes,

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain? — Pablo Francisco

U S Comedian Quotes By Paul Feig: I was a standup comedian, which is kind

I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself. — Paul Feig

U S Comedian Quotes By Arthur Miller: Down deep in His heart God is a

Down deep in His heart God is a comedian who loves to make us laugh. — Arthur Miller

U S Comedian Quotes By Barry Humphries: There is no more terrible fate for a

There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously. — Barry Humphries

U S Comedian Quotes By Patton Oswalt: Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself. — Patton Oswalt

U S Comedian Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: As a comedian I appreciate every kind of

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do. — Jeff Foxworthy