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Like gangsters yelling out roll call before they slaughtered a group of weeping traitors.
— James Dashner
Public opinion polls are rather like children in a garden, digging things up all the time to see how they're growing.
— J.B. Priestley
You can only love and be loved to the extent that you know and are known by somebody.
— John Ortberg
Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.
— Bob Newhart
To be a runner was not to look a certain way. Running was not a sport. It was a lifestyle.
— Lee Krinsky
The ordinary affairs of a nation offer little difficulty to a person of any experience.
— Thomas Jefferson
History has to repeat itself," said Woody Allen, "because nobody was listening the first time around.
— Erwin W. Lutzer
Pain observed is journalistic pain. It's diplomatic pain. It's television pain, over as soon as you switch off your beastly set.
— John Le Carre
Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger.
— Edgar Rice Burroughs