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Two Joints Funny Quotes By James Dashner: Like gangsters yelling out roll call before they

Like gangsters yelling out roll call before they slaughtered a group of weeping traitors. — James Dashner

Two Joints Funny Quotes By J.B. Priestley: Public opinion polls are rather like children in

Public opinion polls are rather like children in a garden, digging things up all the time to see how they're growing. — J.B. Priestley

Two Joints Funny Quotes By Joe Rossi: If you ain't scared, there's nothing to be

If you ain't scared, there's nothing to be brave about. — Joe Rossi

Two Joints Funny Quotes By John Ortberg: You can only love and be loved to

You can only love and be loved to the extent that you know and are known by somebody. — John Ortberg

Two Joints Funny Quotes By Bill Ayers: I don't think saying "I was wrong here,

I don't think saying "I was wrong here, I was wrong there" absolves you of anything particularly, nor does it get you into heaven. — Bill Ayers

Two Joints Funny Quotes By Bob Newhart: Humor's a weapon if you want to make

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one. — Bob Newhart

Two Joints Funny Quotes By Asne Seierstad: If we can't understand the Afghan family, we

If we can't understand the Afghan family, we can't understand Afghanistan. — Asne Seierstad

Two Joints Funny Quotes By Dan Millman: Faith does not rely on knowing anything with

Faith does not rely on knowing anything with certainty. It requires only the courage to accept that whatever happens is for the highest good. — Dan Millman

Two Joints Funny Quotes By Henry Cavill: If there's one thing that we're very good

If there's one thing that we're very good at as humans, it's remembering the bad stuff. For some reason, it's always the pain that gets you. — Henry Cavill

Two Joints Funny Quotes By Lee Krinsky: To be a runner was not to look

To be a runner was not to look a certain way. Running was not a sport. It was a lifestyle. — Lee Krinsky

Two Joints Funny Quotes By Thomas Jefferson: The ordinary affairs of a nation offer little

The ordinary affairs of a nation offer little difficulty to a person of any experience. — Thomas Jefferson

Two Joints Funny Quotes By R.J. Lewis: And this is why I was often excluded

And this is why I was often excluded in girly cliques; you would sooner find me dead than giggle shamelessly for attention at a good looking dude. — R.J. Lewis

Two Joints Funny Quotes By Erwin W. Lutzer: History has to repeat itself," said Woody Allen,

History has to repeat itself," said Woody Allen, "because nobody was listening the first time around. — Erwin W. Lutzer

Two Joints Funny Quotes By John Le Carre: Pain observed is journalistic pain. It's diplomatic pain.

Pain observed is journalistic pain. It's diplomatic pain. It's television pain, over as soon as you switch off your beastly set. — John Le Carre

Two Joints Funny Quotes By Edgar Rice Burroughs: Love is a strange master, and human nature

Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger. — Edgar Rice Burroughs