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We have two and half million individual campaign contributions, more than any campaign in history.
— Bernie Sanders
Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.
— Matt Groening
Steve Jobs has said that Xwindows is brain-damamged and will disappear in two years. He got it half-right.
— Dennis Ritchie
Sister, they send you out for one and you bring back two ... and a half. Such a clever girl.
— Stephenie Meyer
A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours.
— Ray Fitzgerald
I trained as a ballet dancer - well, I started when I was two and a half, and was serious about it from when I was eight until I was 18.
— Jessica Brown Findlay
Don't ever spend more than three weeks apart. Two and a half weeks, maybe three, was the longest we ever did.
— Alyson Hannigan
And what do they even call this? It's not a threesome, or a love triangle. It's a two-and-a-half-some, an affection dihedron.
— N.K. Jemisin
I was walking an average of about two and a half miles a day, which is still more than most Americans. Most Americans don't even walk that.
— Morgan Spurlock
It's a big responsibility to be the main part of a film because if you don't like me, you have a problem for two-and-a-half hours.
— Carice Van Houten
I own two beautiful homes, and I'm always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out.
— MaryJanice Davidson
Between the two poles of whole-truth and half-truth is slung the chancy hammock in which we all rock.
— Shana Alexander
What are you two doing barefoot and half naked in the mud?" asked a familiar voice. "Looking for truffles, I hope?
— Leigh Bardugo
Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.
— Adam McKay
Each year in Africa about two and a half million people go blind ... and they just go blind ... they sit around in their huts.
— Fred Hollows
I work out two, two and a half hours a day.
— Henry Cavill
I think if a girl who liked 'Party Down' found out that her boyfriend liked 'Two and a Half Men,' she would break up with him.
— Lizzy Caplan
Imaan is of two halves; half is patience (Sabr) and half is being thankful (Shukr).
— Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya
The trouble is that there are too many Chinks. When you kill a Chink he splits in half and becomes two Chinks.
— Charles Bukowski
He is the kind of man who breakes biscuits in two and saves the other half for later
— Joanne Harris
I observed two large ants, the one red, the other much larger, nearly half an inch long, and black, fiercely contending with one another.
— Henry David Thoreau
I spend around two and half hours on the track every day running and another 2 hours in the weight room lifting weights with my strength coach.
— Allyson Felix
I've spent my whole life in airports. I don't come home but every two and a half months, which is pretty crazy.
— Alison Mosshart
I had stories that needed more space than the hour and a half or two hours a movie gives you.
— Manuel Puig
I don't want to be your other half. I believe that one and one make two.
— Alanis Morissette
Life has two halves: one patient and one afire. Love is the fiery half. Make me, O Lord, food for the flames.
— Khalil Gibran
On the coffee table is a half-empty bottle of Smirnoff's and two cans of NutraSlim. High tea in hell, he thinks, but
— Stephen King
After four movies, three concerts, and two-and-a-half museums, you sleep with him. It seems the right number of cultural events.
— Lorrie Moore
Between a half and two-thirds of all Europeans who migrated to North America between 1650 and 1780 did so under contracts of indentured servitude;
— Niall Ferguson
We stood there for a full half hour, like so many scarecrows, while they jeered at us from a distance, and one or two of us were shot down.
— George MacDonald Fraser
What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.
— Brandon Mull
I have resisted temptation for two and a half minutes at least: my redemption is sure.
— Malcolm Lowry
The beauty of a really good movie is that it's a whole world, complete in an hour and a half or two hours.
— Frank Spotnitz
I started to write a new editor not too long ago and had it about half done after two days.
— Bill Joy
The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.
— Tom Stoppard
I looked at you for two and a half yearsI didn't see you. — Darnell Lamont Walker
You obviously haven't lived in D.C. very long if you think two and a half minutes is too soon to talk politics.
— Jeri Smith-Ready
After two and a half engagements, of course I want to get married and have babies, so I am going to freeze my eggs.
— Sophie Monk
Home plate is 17 inches wide, but I ignore the middle 12 inches. I pitch to the two-and-a-half inches on each side.
— Warren Spahn
I am in favor of the European institutions being led for the next two-and-a-half years as they have been thus far. We need stability.
— Jean-Claude Juncker
A half million books, all of them smelling like dust and ink, two terrible smells that blend mystically to make something beautiful.
— Donald Miller
A week and a half later two feet of snow lay white and crisp and even on the grounds of the Overlook Hotel.
— Stephen King
My mother says I was two and a half when I first mentioned I wanted to be an actor. My father said, 'The word is pronounced 'Doctor!'
— Sanjeev Bhaskar
It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that's a weird image.
— Jordan Sonnenblick
Then the two of us stood staring at one another. I had no idea what the fuck just happened, and only a part of me liked it. The other half loved it.
— Whitney Gracia Williams
To the great delight of two ducks, four cats, five hens and half a dozen Irish children; for they were out of the city for now.
— Louisa May Alcott
For a man, staying single in teenages is equivallent of smoking to two and a half packets of cigarettes.
— Srinivas Shenoy
Two and a half thousand left-handed people are killed every year using things made for right-handed people.
— Maggie O'Farrell
After an interval of two and a half centuries, the tradition of mystic illumination renewed itself in Italy and Germany.
— James Mark Baldwin
over to our house for Joe's sausage lasagna. A half hour later, Julie was in bed and two of my very favorite people were standing around the kitchen
— James Patterson
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
— Prince Philip
Our Minister for Water-closets won't keep two and a half million men in any base in order to get the votes of their women
— Ford Madox Ford
I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth.
— Angus T. Jones
We lead two lives, and the half of our soul is madness, and half heaven is lit by a black sun. I say I am a man, is the other that hides in me?
— Arthur Machen
One boy's a boy; two boys be half a boy, and three boys be no boy at all', ran the old country saying.
— Flora Thompson
The idea that two is the ideal, and that one is only good as half of two. You are not a half, and you should never treat someone else like a half.
— David Levithan
Well, I got married about two and a half years ago, and that's been a big change in my life.
— Jonny Lang
I only did about one novel a year while I was working full time, but since 1993, I've averaged two and a half books a year.
— L.E. Modesitt Jr.
I began counting each fool that passed me. I got up to 50 in two-and-one-half-minutes, then stepped into the next bar.
— Charles Bukowski
Oracle was I had started it I guess two and a half years ago, maybe even longer than that, closer to three.
— Robert Rauschenberg
I grew up all over the world. My father was in the army and was posted to a new place every two and a half years. I have no geographical roots.
— Juliet Stevenson
I've been known to have a good step or two. I'm half Samoan, you know, and part of our culture is singing and dancing daily.
— Dwayne Johnson
There's nothing quite like the sight of two dozen half-naked octogenarians. We enter the stage of life as dolls and exit as gargoyles.
— Anthony Marra
I'm sure there's a hell of a party in Ireland now and I know I don't have anything to do for two-and-a-half days so I'm going to party on
— Padraig Harrington
After all the throwing up, I would starve myself. Which meant eating lettuce and water for two and a half months. I almost lost my life.
— Richard Simmons
The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, unless I need him for the plot later.
— Vernon D. Burns
When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on my phone.
— Leelee Sobieski
