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The effects of Twitter and Facebook and all those things on people's psychologies is a really interesting question to which nobody knows the answer. — Paul Bloom

I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children. — Johann Hari

If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it — Warren Ellis

A warm soak can wash away life's worries and soothe an active mind. Choose self-care. — Amy Leigh Mercree

What's best for advertisers on Twitter's platform isn't for there to be 20 different clients. — Matt Mullenweg

Given Loughner's obsession with meaninglessness and language, maybe Foucault & Derrida deserve some fault here, too. — Walter Kirn

It's Twitter's combination of simplicity and complexity that is astonishing in the same way that minimalist sculpture was inspiring and enlightening. — Kenneth Goldsmith

Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the zeitgeist. — Mike Pohjola

But there's a bigger trend I'm seeing: people who used to enjoy blogging their lives are now moving to Twitter. — Robert Scoble

Whenever you feel down, you can check on Twitter and feel better about yourself, because it's only people who like you. — Candice Swanepoel

I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb. — Addison Timlin

Is it okay to be a tiny tiny bit tired of Caitlyn? Yes, was very brave but so far he's gone from man to mannequin, instead of man to woman. — Anne Lamott

Twitter is the Devil's playground. — Albert Brooks

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. — Stephen Colbert

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ — Stephen Colbert

Like Salvador Dali's paintings of watches melting in the sand, time wanders at its own curious pace whenever you're on vacation in a foreign country. — Laurie Nadel

It's common to go from 'crashing the gate' to guarding it. — Glenn Greenwald

Twitter fascinates me because it's real. It feels kind of unreal, but it makes very real things happen. — Amanda Palmer

What's the purpose somebody to follow you on social like (twitter, youtube and facebook) and after few days the follow disappear! — Deyth Banger

Everyone loves a witch hunt as long as it's someone else's witch being hunted. — Walter Kirn

Twitter isn't a social network, it's an information network. — Evan Williams

It's when the 'international community' expresses 'concern' about your 'situation' that your situation is well and truly fucked. — Michael D. Weiss

It's almost better that Twitter limits me to 140 characters. There's only so much trouble I can get in. — Anna Kendrick

It's a little bit of a 'if you can't beat 'em - join 'em' mentality for me when I think about Twitter. — Rob Lowe

One thing I like about Twitter is that you can hear it from the horse's mouth. — Big Boi

I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.' — Bill Cosby

We have one precious life: do something extraordinary today, even if it's tiny. A pebble starts the avalanche. — K.A. Laity

It turns out that with Twitter data alone, we can go quite some way into figuring out someone's personality. — Anthony Goldbloom

You can't always tell if someone's gay over Twitter, but when he's talking to you about 'Real Housewives,' it's probably OK to assume. — Casey Wilson

Friends, haters, it's Twitter poll time. What do you think most holds back justice and equality for women? All thoughts welcome! — Olivia Wilde

OK, publishing a book and releasing a movie is all very well, but Tottenham beating Man. U. 3-2 ... priceless. — Salman Rushdie

I'm very active on Twitter and Instagram. I'm always posting pictures from set, and little clues and teasing people with fun things. It's awesome! — Tyler Posey

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! — Jonah Goldberg

Some people really like to get into Twitter, but it's not my thing. — Vince Vaughn

I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take. — Anthony Bourdain

Dare to be as great as the people who love you mistakenly think you are. — James S.A. Corey

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that. — Kyle Kinane

I like the way you can circumvent the media gatekeepers and go right to the people. That's my favorite thing about Twitter. — Rob Lowe

Somewhere in a Galaxy so, far away there's a person with more Twitter followers than you. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

If by some bizarre chance there turns out to be a god [ ... ], I'm willing to bet he's an atheist too. — Salman Rushdie

Twitter is an astounding platform for information, but it's a total blank slate - which means it's an astounding platform for disinformation, too. — Rachel Sklar

With Instagram, you're captioning a moment. Twitter is the caption without the image. Even if it's there, the words come first. — Eileen Myles

I get a lot of abuse on Twitter. It's mostly homophobic, but what can you do? I just either ignore it or laugh. — Clare Balding

The beauty of Twitter is that more and more people are flocking to it because it's shrinking their world. — Dick Costolo

Anytime I go on Twitter, there's always the good but the bad as well. — Rita Ora

Don't you love it that Prince doesn't use Twitter? Don't you think he's somewhere on a unicorn? — Bruno Mars

Gratitude opens you heart to receive more goodness. Then you give thanks and are blessed again. It's an endless cycle. — Amy Leigh Mercree

If there's ever an example of the importance of making bold bets and focusing on what you love, it's Twitter. — Dick Costolo

Reason leavened with a little wit (if possible) is the real alternative to hate speech, meaning that there's no better time for it. — Walter Kirn

You have to make sure there's a lock on your phone because people can hack into your Twitter so fast. — Jordan Francis

Twitter's probably my bad habit. — Nicola Sturgeon

I have to chuckle at all these Twitter accounts proclaiming "published author". That's the easy part. Selling is harder. — Kitty Luv

I have a lot of Twitter rules. I never swear on Twitter, and if anybody's inappropriate, I block them. I have young followers. — Rachel Nichols

I would not have a career without Facebook and Twitter. That's the truth. — Billy Eichner

Then I realized I hurt too much to use Twitter and that's when I knew I was dying. — Jenny Lawson

There's a lot of anger in the Twitter-verse, as I've discovered. But there's a lot of love. — Joss Whedon

I'm not a Facebook girl. Even though there is a fake Facebook with my name, it's not me. I'm not on Twitter; it's not me. — Carine Roitfeld

The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them. — Michael Ian Black

I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing. — Tom Hiddleston

Twitter. Honestly, that's all I really have to say to explain insanity. — Corey Taylor

OMG! I DESIGNED THIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM! IT'S CALLED "POETRY" - YOU HAVE TO READ AMY KING'S POEMS TO GET AN INVITE ~ — Amy King

I think it's hard to compare 'Twitter' and 'Instagram'. Twitter has a more mature business. — Kevin Systrom

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays. — Ryan Lilly

I try and stay away from my comment section on Twitter. But for the most part, the response that I get usually is very positive - and so it's nice. — Candice Patton

I have lots of support on Twitter and I think it's great. — Jessica-Jane Applegate

Twitter's popularity and usefulness are mysteries to me. — David Harsanyi

Twitter is not a technology. It's a conversation and it's happening with or without you. — Charlene Li

The purpose of influence is to "speak up for those who have no influence." (Pr.31:8) It's not about you. — Rick Warren

I'll just let the hair speak for itself. It's got a Twitter account, so it actually does more speaking than I probably do on Twitter. — Milos Raonic

The way that people show me love on Twitter? I don't know man. It's amazing. — T-Pain

Twitter is like hugging. Just because it's hard to measure the return on investment doesn't mean there isn't value there. — Tony Hsieh

I'm an Old Media guy. I don't have a website; I don't Twitter. I love magazines, yet I love video games. It's a strange disconnect. — Tom Bissell

At Twitter, mobile is in our DNA ... For us, it's all about mobile, and it always has been. — Biz Stone

I sometimes think of not doing Twitter or Facebook anymore, but that's how people find their favorite bands and comedians. — Mike Birbiglia

I love Twitter. As an entertainer, it's a way to connect with the fans, and I think that's important. — Lance Gross

Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go? — Will Ferrell

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way. — Tina Fey

The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing. — Jonathan Ames

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again. — Stephen Colbert

Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha) — Helen Fielding

Sometimes I have to deal with trolls, and I just block them. But most of the time, Twitter's heaps of fun, actually. — Chet Faker

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up. — Aziz Ansari

It's good netiquette to avoid information that offends or challenge errors when confronted. — David Chiles

Delight yourself with imagination and artistry and be inspired by life's beauty. — Amy Leigh Mercree

I know it's a really hard concept to process, but the fact that Govt accuses someone of being a Terrorist doesn't mean they are. — Glenn Greenwald

If you've got writer's block, you aren't empty - maybe it's just like Twitter - overwhelmed, and loading seems to be taking a while ... — John Geddes

When you are following me on Twitter, you are literally following my life. I think that's pretty cool. — Justin Bieber

Every time I look at Twitter, there's always somebody showing support. — French Montana

Twitter! It's like being stalked by committee! — David Tennant

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life. — Kevin Hart

Narcissism really spreads its wings and soars on twitter. It's like watching a dragon hatch and learn to fly. — Dave Anthony

I would consider ... Google Plus a push technology. It's closer to Twitter than to Facebook. — Guy Kawasaki

Twitter is like overhearing people's conversations, which is exactly what dictionary editors have been wishing we could do for years. — Erin McKean

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away. — Buffy Andrews

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood

Twitter is the people's tool, the tool of the ordinary people, people who have no other resources. — Ai Weiwei

He just happens to be even more beautiful in person than on Twitter, and screw this- he's totally from Saturn. Earthlings don't look like this. — Nikki Godwin

Twitter, twatter, fudder, motherfucker, I don't care what it's called. — L. H. Cosway

Twitter is essential to me because I wake up and check it religiously. It's a way I communicate with my fan base. — Theophilus London