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Twit Quotes By Roald Dahl: Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born

Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever. — Roald Dahl

Twit Quotes By A.G. Howard: Ungrateful little twit." The egg-man scowls at me.

Ungrateful little twit." The egg-man scowls at me. "Looking a gift spider in the fangs. See if you're invited to tea again. — A.G. Howard

Twit Quotes By Marie Hall: Why any self-respecting fairy godmother would pass them

Why any self-respecting fairy godmother would pass them over for an inane twit who relied on animals to do her housecleaning was beyond her. — Marie Hall

Twit Quotes By Colin Firth: I'm just the last English twit, really.

I'm just the last English twit, really. — Colin Firth

Twit Quotes By Doug Stanhope: Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment? — Doug Stanhope

Twit Quotes By Rie Rasmussen: Honestly when you do it black and white,

Honestly when you do it black and white, you really have to work your ass off. Because if you make it, make it good. Otherwise, don't pretend. — Rie Rasmussen

Twit Quotes By Jenna McCormick: No, no, you twit, move towards the well-hung

No, no, you twit, move towards the well-hung male of the species! It's only natural; you don't want to insult Mother Nature. Go claim your mate. — Jenna McCormick

Twit Quotes By Tammara Webber: I wondered when I would stop feeling like

I wondered when I would stop feeling like such a clueless twit for that misplaced trust. — Tammara Webber

Twit Quotes By Michel Faber: I think I have written the things I

I think I have written the things I was put on Earth to write. — Michel Faber

Twit Quotes By Brian Tracy: I believe the greatest achievements of your life

I believe the greatest achievements of your life lie ahead of you. — Brian Tracy

Twit Quotes By Phil Jackson: Basketball is sharing.

Basketball is sharing. — Phil Jackson

Twit Quotes By Heather Fleener: That is not what I was saying, you

That is not what I was saying, you crazy twit!"
"Cut it out! You do not to play the I'm-so-dark-and twisty-I deserve-to-be-punished card. — Heather Fleener

Twit Quotes By Steven Pressfield: We show up. We do our best. Good

We show up. We do our best. Good things happen. — Steven Pressfield

Twit Quotes By Marilyn L. Rice: There is no time for regrets. Regrets relate

There is no time for regrets. Regrets relate to the past. We have been there. We need to progress to the future. — Marilyn L. Rice

Twit Quotes By Cora Carmack: You're really hitting on me? After we just

You're really hitting on me? After we just met in jail?"
"Is it working? — Cora Carmack

Twit Quotes By Rio Ferdinand: So if u shorten words to get what

So if u shorten words to get what u want in within 140 characters it makes u a twit? — Rio Ferdinand

Twit Quotes By Patricia Cornwell: In my forties, my optimism was boundless. I

In my forties, my optimism was boundless. I had really good health and tremendous success which allowed me to do anything I wanted. — Patricia Cornwell

Twit Quotes By Molly Ivins: What we have here, fellow citizens, is a

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit. — Molly Ivins

Twit Quotes By Colleen Hoover: He got one of those intelligent phones. Now

He got one of those intelligent phones. Now he's trying to twit the President. — Colleen Hoover

Twit Quotes By Anonymous: If you can't find the answer, it is

If you can't find the answer, it is most probably right in ur face — Anonymous

Twit Quotes By Prince Philip: You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you. — Prince Philip

Twit Quotes By S.M. Boyce: I prefer the term 'resourceful twit.' - Kara

I prefer the term 'resourceful twit.' - Kara — S.M. Boyce

Twit Quotes By John Newton: A bowler can make or break a chap.

A bowler can make or break a chap. — John Newton

Twit Quotes By Karen Karbo: There are few things less stylish than a

There are few things less stylish than a boring, self absorbed twit ... — Karen Karbo

Twit Quotes By Plautus: Because those, who twit others with their faults,

Because those, who twit others with their faults, should look at home. — Plautus

Twit Quotes By Demi Moore: The new Ann Taylor is for modern women

The new Ann Taylor is for modern women who want to take on the world in style. — Demi Moore

Twit Quotes By Jeremy Lloyd: I knew I had arrived when taxi drivers

I knew I had arrived when taxi drivers would say, 'You're that twit on the Billy Cotton Show, aren't you?' — Jeremy Lloyd