Twit Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Twit

Twit Quotes & Sayings

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Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever. — Roald Dahl

Ungrateful little twit." The egg-man scowls at me. "Looking a gift spider in the fangs. See if you're invited to tea again. — A.G. Howard

Why any self-respecting fairy godmother would pass them over for an inane twit who relied on animals to do her housecleaning was beyond her. — Marie Hall

I'm just the last English twit, really. — Colin Firth

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment? — Doug Stanhope

Honestly when you do it black and white, you really have to work your ass off. Because if you make it, make it good. Otherwise, don't pretend. — Rie Rasmussen

No, no, you twit, move towards the well-hung male of the species! It's only natural; you don't want to insult Mother Nature. Go claim your mate. — Jenna McCormick

I wondered when I would stop feeling like such a clueless twit for that misplaced trust. — Tammara Webber

I think I have written the things I was put on Earth to write. — Michel Faber

I believe the greatest achievements of your life lie ahead of you. — Brian Tracy

Basketball is sharing. — Phil Jackson

That is not what I was saying, you crazy twit!"
"Cut it out! You do not to play the I'm-so-dark-and twisty-I deserve-to-be-punished card. — Heather Fleener

We show up. We do our best. Good things happen. — Steven Pressfield

There is no time for regrets. Regrets relate to the past. We have been there. We need to progress to the future. — Marilyn L. Rice

You're really hitting on me? After we just met in jail?"
"Is it working? — Cora Carmack

So if u shorten words to get what u want in within 140 characters it makes u a twit? — Rio Ferdinand

In my forties, my optimism was boundless. I had really good health and tremendous success which allowed me to do anything I wanted. — Patricia Cornwell

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit. — Molly Ivins

He got one of those intelligent phones. Now he's trying to twit the President. — Colleen Hoover

If you can't find the answer, it is most probably right in ur face — Anonymous

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you. — Prince Philip

I prefer the term 'resourceful twit.' - Kara — S.M. Boyce

A bowler can make or break a chap. — John Newton

There are few things less stylish than a boring, self absorbed twit ... — Karen Karbo

Because those, who twit others with their faults, should look at home. — Plautus

The new Ann Taylor is for modern women who want to take on the world in style. — Demi Moore

I knew I had arrived when taxi drivers would say, 'You're that twit on the Billy Cotton Show, aren't you?' — Jeremy Lloyd