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I am sympathetic to the fact that Turkey is doing everything it can to prevent the civil war in Syria from spilling over into its own country. — Thomas De Maiziere

Turkeys are misunderstood. Once I adopted turkeys, I understood this large bird to be a great companion. — Linda Blair

Russia's now in the middle of a fierce confrontation with Turkey. And that's one of France's NATO allies. — Corey Flintoff

Turkey is undoubtedly one of the best gifts that the New World has made to the Old. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

When England go to Turkey there could be fatalities - or even worse, injuries. — Phil Neal

I look like a turkey with leukemia. — Birdman

You first parents of the human race ... who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey? — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before. — Rita Rudner

In Turkey the religious minorities have more rights than they do in Europe. — Recep Tayyip Erdogan

Our main deal is pastured livestock. So we have beef cattle, pigs, turkeys, laying chickens, meat chickens, rabbit, lamb and ducks - egg-layer ducks. — Joel Salatin

soaring with the eagles leaving the turkeys behind — Aad Anders

I'll be a good boy, please make me well. I promise you anything, get me out of this hell. Cold turkey has got me on the run. — John Lennon

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and ... filled with stuffing. — Bob Saget

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. — Dolly Parton

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves. — George Carlin

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys. — Adam Sandler

Let us praise the noble turkey vulture: No one envies him; he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and noble height. — Edward Abbey

Turkey, Japan do great work because they can keep under control their little personal selfishness, egoism, jealousy, etc. when they get down to work. — Sri Aurobindo

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing — George Carlin

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce. — Joan Rivers

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers. — Elayne Boosler

In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly. — Mark Suster

Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. — Archibald Rutledge

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey. — Jeff Foxworthy

The turkey's eyes are such that he can see a bumblebee turn a somersault on the verge of the horizon. — Archibald Rutledge

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00 — Dave Barry

That they can really haul is what most people don't know about wild turkeys. — Marie-Helene Bertino

Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. — Pat Robertson

It's over, and can't be helped, and that's one consolation, as they always say in Turkey, when they cut the wrong man's head off. — Charles Dickens

I've been through more cold turkeys than there are freezers. — Keith Richards

Europe will get a stable and prosperous Turkey. — Olli Rehn

If you want to soar like an eagle in life, you can't be flocking with the turkeys. — Warren Buffett

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien

Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall. — Jeff Stelling

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go. — Kristen Schaal

Detente - isn't that what a farmer has with his turkey - until Thanksgiving? — Ronald Reagan

Moving to Turkey was the turning point in my life. — Tarkan

My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey. — Kirsten Gillibrand

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. — Johnny Carson

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. — Dave Beard

TURKEYS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR millions of years. They can fly at fast as fifty-five miles per hour and run flat out at twenty. — Deb Baker

I really like Thanksgiving turkey ... it does not take only time in Houston that you look at natural breasts. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese. — Ted Nugent

I will never forget my first game for England at the World Cup, It was against Turkey ... no I mean Tunisia. — David Seaman

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys. — Kevin Nealon

Most people don't realize turkeys are friendly, they're social, they're loyal, they have emotions. — Shannon Elizabeth

It also makes my father right again. How will I ever soar with the eagles if I'm surrounded by turkeys? — A.S. King

A man may grow rich in Turkey even, if he will be in all respects a good subject of the Turkish government. — Henry David Thoreau

Times are hard in the ghetto, I gotta steal for a living;
Eating turkey-flavored Now & Laters for Thanksgiving. — DMX

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet. — Keith Olbermann

President Erdogan is aiming Turkey at a Sharia nation. That's where he wants to go. He is a Sharia law, full-fledged, one percent Islamist. — Rush Limbaugh

Grain that is used to feed animals that end up on our tables as turkeys and hams could have gone to feed starving people. — Peter Singer

I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado, or ceremony, than feed upon turkey at another man's table. — Miguel De Cervantes

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life — Groucho Marx

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. — Adam Sandler

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey. — Dana Gould

I am saying that the recent activities by Turkey's Ministry of Agriculture, particularly the culling and communication work, is good. — Bill Vaughan

A gang of wild turkeys patrolled the edge of the forest, upright and alert, looking oddly saurian and menacing, like a lost squadron of velociraptors. — Lev Grossman

Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger. — John Harvey Kellogg

When in Turkey, do as the turkeys do. — Honore De Balzac

I love Thanksgiving turkey ... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Dan watched in awe. "I didn't know you talk Turkey." "I speak Turkish. — Peter Lerangis

I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey. — Grace Slick

What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of Cratchit are my business. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Priests ... these turkey-cocks of God. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I shudder to think how many turkeys have given their lives in the name of my defective pancreas. — Liz Czukas

The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear. — Johnny Carson

The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland. — Marian Burros

Eight days ago, we were the toast of the town. Eight days later we're Thanksgiving turkeys. — Wayne Gretzky

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc. — Bo Burnham

Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. — Mike Connolly

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. — Phyllis Diller

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. — Nicole Hollander

When I was younger, I used to drive up to a bunch of turkeys, roll down the window and say something. They'd all gobble back at once. — Levon Helm

The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots ... " — Christopher Titus

Turkeys begrudge eagles when they spread their wings to fly. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Turkey will "inevitably" join the EU in our lifetime unless we vote to leave. — Michael Gove

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else. — Kevin Hart

My own daughters weren't able to study in Turkey because of their headscarves, so they went to the United States. — Recep Tayyip Erdogan

When turkeys mate they think of swans. — Johnny Carson

The turkeys I eat are raised on farms. They're different. They've signed on the dotted line. — Lorrie Moore

Turkeys are perfect for feeding larger gatherings. — Pippa Middleton

I was born in Turkey in an extremely oppressive climate at the time of pogroms, massacres, really. An immigrant appreciates the freedom more. — Elia Kazan

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! — Redd Foxx

Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey. — Mason Cooley

Turkey's great if you're one of those people who can't sleep on planes because when the tryptophan kicks in, it's no problem. — Mike Pesca

You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys. — Joel Osteen

The turkeys get you down. He then slipped the note into — Brad Meltzer

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!! — Gordon Jump

Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil. — Adam Sandler

Love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving — Charles Bukowski