Turds Quotes
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Turds Quotes & Sayings
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You're like a turd that won't flush.
— Dennis Hopper
Talk about solid turds all you want. The molecular integrity of shit is small potatoes.
— David Foster Wallace
As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
— George Carlin
Let the pictures do the talking!
— Ken Oosterbroek
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[On journalists:] They are as disruptive a menace to the public body: as grating turds in the intestines are to the private body.
— Caitlin Thomas
The love by which we love God is the very same love with which God has first loved us.
— Meister Eckhart
If it's not working you can't polish a turd.
— Lee Unkrich
When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds.
— Charlie Munger
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
— Bill Hicks
Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.
— P.C. Cast
And - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.
— David Wong
If you don't have a mobile strategy, you're in deep turd,
— Jen-Hsun Huang
Why not get a job in West Yellow Stone selling buffalo turds? I could make clocks out of them.
— Jonathan Evison
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
— Raymond Chandler
I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.
— Christopher Titus
Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.
— Mike Rowe
When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds.
— Charles Bukowski
The company's stock dropped like seagull turds on a car hood, panties on prom night, celebrity names during red-carpet coverage.
— Dennis Vickers
Ah, how good it is to be among people who are reading.
— Rainer Maria Rilke
How do you become enlightened? Have fun, meditate, don't take yourself too seriously, brush between incarnations and have a good teacher.
— Frederick Lenz
I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?
— Bill Maher
Bawdy in thoughts, precise in words,Ill-natured though a whore,
Her belly is a bag of turds,
And her cunt a common shore. — John Wilmot
I live in a 9 million dollar turd.
— Ozzy Osbourne
The only difference between lilies and turds is whatever difference humans have agreed upon; and I don't always agree.
— George Carlin
You can't polish a turd.
— Stephen King
Jaud planted his fists on his hips. "You made it, then." "Some turds float," said Rulf. Ankran
— Joe Abercrombie
Great steaming elephant turds!
— Terry Pratchett
There are no good-byes, where ever you'll be, you'll be in my heart.
— Mahatma Gandhi
that's as nutty as squirrel turds
— P.C. Cast
Don't pole-vault over mouse turds.
— Wayne Dyer