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Turds Quotes & Sayings

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You're like a turd that won't flush. — Dennis Hopper

Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box. — Bill Maher

Talk about solid turds all you want. The molecular integrity of shit is small potatoes. — David Foster Wallace

As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path. — George Carlin

Let the pictures do the talking! — Ken Oosterbroek

[On journalists:] They are as disruptive a menace to the public body: as grating turds in the intestines are to the private body. — Caitlin Thomas

The love by which we love God is the very same love with which God has first loved us. — Meister Eckhart

If it's not working you can't polish a turd. — Lee Unkrich

When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds. — Charlie Munger

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour. — Bill Hicks

No more obsessive writing, either, accumulating notebook after notebook like little piles of rabbit turds scattered along a woodland trail. — Stephen King

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. — P.C. Cast

And - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds. — David Wong

If you don't have a mobile strategy, you're in deep turd, — Jen-Hsun Huang

I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet. — Helen Fielding

Why not get a job in West Yellow Stone selling buffalo turds? I could make clocks out of them. — Jonathan Evison

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others. — Raymond Chandler

I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl. — Christopher Titus

Rare as rocking-horse turds, these days, feeling halfway to decent, with barely a sick twinge, and he was damned if he'd waste — Tim Winton

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives. — Mike Rowe

When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds. — Charles Bukowski

The company's stock dropped like seagull turds on a car hood, panties on prom night, celebrity names during red-carpet coverage. — Dennis Vickers

Ah, how good it is to be among people who are reading. — Rainer Maria Rilke

How do you become enlightened? Have fun, meditate, don't take yourself too seriously, brush between incarnations and have a good teacher. — Frederick Lenz

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in? — Bill Maher

Sometimes the hardest part is telling the world you've been dying silently on the inside every day, and only surviving by smiling and faking it. — H.J. Bellus

Bawdy in thoughts, precise in words,
Ill-natured though a whore,
Her belly is a bag of turds,
And her cunt a common shore. — John Wilmot

Do you have troll turds in your ears? — JENKS

If prayer is to leave the public schools, let the ridicule of prayer leave also. — Boyd K. Packer

I live in a 9 million dollar turd. — Ozzy Osbourne

The only difference between lilies and turds is whatever difference humans have agreed upon; and I don't always agree. — George Carlin

You can't polish a turd. — Stephen King

Jaud planted his fists on his hips. "You made it, then." "Some turds float," said Rulf. Ankran — Joe Abercrombie

Great steaming elephant turds! — Terry Pratchett

There are no good-byes, where ever you'll be, you'll be in my heart. — Mahatma Gandhi

that's as nutty as squirrel turds — P.C. Cast

Don't pole-vault over mouse turds. — Wayne Dyer