Tuesday Funny Quotes
Collection of top 16 famous quotes about Tuesday Funny
Tuesday Funny Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Tuesday Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
He's sort of caught everybody on the hot, really, and good luck to him. He tried it last week as an experiment and it certainly worked.
— Colin Montgomerie
I suppose no man becomes a pocket hunter by first intention.
— Mary Hunter Austin
Da mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo (Give me chastity and continence, but not just yet)!
— Augustine Of Hippo
There are lots of opportunities in limitations, but it takes a positive mindset to recognize them.
— Israelmore Ayivor
I love finding talent. Just to encourage people is a good thing. Every night, the audience encourages me. I'm just passing it on.
— Liza Minnelli
My wife made me join a bridge club ... I jump off next Tuesday.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.
— Graham Parke
At the enchanted metropolitan twilight I felt a haunting loneliness
— F Scott Fitzgerald
If there is an itch one does want to scratch; but it is much nicer to have neither the itch nor the scratch.
— C.S. Lewis
A great mind becomes a great fortune.
— Seneca.
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.
— Chelsea Handler
Love to learn - hate to be taught.
— Winston S. Churchill