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Tuesday Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Tuesday Funny Quotes By Brian Cox: There's so much light in Broughty Ferry. I

There's so much light in Broughty Ferry. I think the humour in Glasgow is darker, because it's much more gloomy, there's a perpetual misery there. — Brian Cox

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Emily Giffin: I do not expect to get what I

I do not expect to get what I want, so I don't. And I don't even try. — Emily Giffin

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Colin Montgomerie: He's sort of caught everybody on the hot,

He's sort of caught everybody on the hot, really, and good luck to him. He tried it last week as an experiment and it certainly worked. — Colin Montgomerie

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Mary Hunter Austin: I suppose no man becomes a pocket hunter

I suppose no man becomes a pocket hunter by first intention. — Mary Hunter Austin

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Augustine Of Hippo: Da mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo

Da mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo (Give me chastity and continence, but not just yet)! — Augustine Of Hippo

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Israelmore Ayivor: There are lots of opportunities in limitations, but

There are lots of opportunities in limitations, but it takes a positive mindset to recognize them. — Israelmore Ayivor

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Liza Minnelli: I love finding talent. Just to encourage people

I love finding talent. Just to encourage people is a good thing. Every night, the audience encourages me. I'm just passing it on. — Liza Minnelli

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife made me join a bridge club

My wife made me join a bridge club ... I jump off next Tuesday. — Rodney Dangerfield

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Graham Parke: Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown,

Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening. — Graham Parke

Tuesday Funny Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: At the enchanted metropolitan twilight I felt a

At the enchanted metropolitan twilight I felt a haunting loneliness — F Scott Fitzgerald

Tuesday Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: If there is an itch one does want

If there is an itch one does want to scratch; but it is much nicer to have neither the itch nor the scratch. — C.S. Lewis

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Seneca.: A great mind becomes a great fortune.

A great mind becomes a great fortune. — Seneca.

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception. — Chelsea Handler

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: Love to learn - hate to be taught.

Love to learn - hate to be taught. — Winston S. Churchill

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Paul Ekman: People do misinterpret events, especially the meaning of

People do misinterpret events, especially the meaning of other people's actions and the motives that lead people to act one way or another. — Paul Ekman

Tuesday Funny Quotes By Gavin DeGraw: You can be a singer, and you can

You can be a singer, and you can be a guitar player, but putting them together is another animal. — Gavin DeGraw