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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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One of us needs to get laid.""Just one of us?"
"What are the odds of both of us getting laid? — Tucker Max
Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you're going to get sick of it.
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Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
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One of life's great secrets: women don't look for handsome men, they look for men with beautiful women.
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His first question shows how well he knows me: TheRoommate: Did you take any money out of her purse? — Tucker Max
Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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Social media for the majority of companies is not about helping customers or improving products.
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Women always want the guy that other women want.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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WAKE UP! WE'RE LATE FOR DRINKING!!
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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Usually, whatever people's particular political leaning is, they either think I'm just like them or the opposite.
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This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don't suffer fools well.
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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
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I'm fresh out of fucks to give.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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There is always more demand for great content then there will be great content to satisfy it.
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Tucker "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. Please speak up.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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The haters always scream the loudest.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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Opinions are projections.
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
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There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.'
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for ...
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