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Trust Funny Quotes By Jaleigh Johnson: Trust me, there are things in this mountain

Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor. — Jaleigh Johnson

Trust Funny Quotes By Marissa Meyer: There was an edge to his expression, like

There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was. — Marissa Meyer

Trust Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? — Steven Wright

Trust Funny Quotes By Alice Roosevelt Longworth: Never trust a man who combs his hair

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Trust Funny Quotes By Noel Coward: Never trust a man with short legs. His

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward

Trust Funny Quotes By Iain Hewitson: Never trust a skinny cook

Never trust a skinny cook — Iain Hewitson

Trust Funny Quotes By Margaret Atwood: In God we trust, all others pay cash.

In God we trust, all others pay cash. — Margaret Atwood

Trust Funny Quotes By Pikmin100xx: Hm funny you think you truly know me

Hm funny you think you truly know me all tell you this only my trust of friends know who I relay am — Pikmin100xx

Trust Funny Quotes By Joss Whedon: I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out

I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting ... Something's going down. I'm right about this. — Joss Whedon

Trust Funny Quotes By Sandi Lynn: Trust her; we girls are two sheets short

Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time. — Sandi Lynn

Trust Funny Quotes By David Levithan: The truth isn't laughableAnd the trust isn't funny

The truth isn't laughable
And the trust isn't funny at all. — David Levithan

Trust Funny Quotes By Eminem: Trust is hard to come by. That's why

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem

Trust Funny Quotes By Kristen Ashley: That's what love's all about, Roxanne. Youlove someone,

That's what love's all about, Roxanne. You
love someone, you trust them always to tel
you the truth. — Kristen Ashley

Trust Funny Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and

Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil. — Henry Ward Beecher

Trust Funny Quotes By Heather R. Blair: Hope is a deceitful cock tease and I

Hope is a deceitful cock tease and I don't trust that bitch — Heather R. Blair

Trust Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Never trust a woman who gives funny names

Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport. — Terry Pratchett

Trust Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She gave me money to buy condoms, and

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Trust Funny Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Trust Funny Quotes By Richie Norton: If you think it's funny to make fun

If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin. — Richie Norton

Trust Funny Quotes By L.A. Witt: I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers

I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers lack basic human
compassion, or were you just not hugged enough as a child?"
Trust Me — L.A. Witt

Trust Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

Trust Funny Quotes By Marissa Meyer: A kiss from the Captain would probably melt

A kiss from the Captain would probably melt my central processor."
Thorne winked at her. "Oh trust me. It would. — Marissa Meyer

Trust Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.

Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson

Trust Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I see some people with glasses here, I

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan