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Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. — Regina Griffin

I am not fake, I am just to good to be true — Mahsati Abdul

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?
ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman

I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both. — Michael W. Grimard

It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it. — Jamie McGuire

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. — Julie Powell

Stoplights and love can be cruel — Sesame Street

Sim sighed. like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first. — Keith Gray

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse — Simon Dunn

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever. — Margaret Sullivan

One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. — Adrian Sandvaer

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting. — John Oliver

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. — Shannon Hale

Internet access came before pride. — Jessica Park

I occasionally laugh and tell him that his imperturbability is worth three hundred milligrams of lithium a day to me, and it is probably true. — Kay Redfield Jamison

Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all. — Mark Lawrence

We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous. — Nobita Nobi

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. — Jeff Garlin

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

A true nerd knows the difference between 2-D and 3-D, and chooses 2-D every frickin' time! — Ryohgo Narita

Life before toilet paper was not worth living. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it. — Tom Althouse

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. — Carrie Fisher

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes — Jeffree Star

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being. — Steven Saylor

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos? — Lionel Suggs

To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies. — Val Edward Simone

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true. — Joey Fatone

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding — Stephanie Perkins

Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being hungry; I snarl and snap and burst into tears. — Shirley Jackson

When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T. — Amy Hill Hearth

But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore. — Jonathan Dunne

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Keep calm and be yourself — Jasmine Lozano

Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle. — Laurie Halse Anderson

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin