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Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.
— Regina Griffin
I am not fake, I am just to good to be true
— Mahsati Abdul
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
— Michael W. Grimard
It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.
— Jamie McGuire
I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.
— Kari Luna
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
Stoplights and love can be cruel
— Sesame Street
Sim sighed. like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first.
— Keith Gray
![True And Funny Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: [ ... ] and I switched to English](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/true-and-funny-quotes-by-vladimir-nabokov-947491.jpg "True And Funny Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: [ ... ] and I switched to English")
[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds.
— Vladimir Nabokov
I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.
— Mark Indelicato
Dogs are angels full of poop.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever.
— Margaret Sullivan
One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.
— Adrian Sandvaer
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
— Shannon L. Alder
Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.
— Shannon Hale
Internet access came before pride.
— Jessica Park
I occasionally laugh and tell him that his imperturbability is worth three hundred milligrams of lithium a day to me, and it is probably true.
— Kay Redfield Jamison
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.
— Mark Lawrence
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
A true nerd knows the difference between 2-D and 3-D, and chooses 2-D every frickin' time!
— Ryohgo Narita
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it.
— Tom Althouse
Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes
— Jeffree Star
There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being.
— Steven Saylor
Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos?
— Lionel Suggs
To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies.
— Val Edward Simone
He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true.
— Joey Fatone
I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding
— Stephanie Perkins
Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being hungry; I snarl and snap and burst into tears.
— Shirley Jackson
When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T.
— Amy Hill Hearth
But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.
— Jonathan Dunne
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
Keep calm and be yourself
— Jasmine Lozano
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true.
— Vilmos Zsigmond
Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
