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Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him. — Louise Rennison

Rock music should be gross: that's the fun of it. It gets up and drops its trousers. — Bruce Dickinson

Once he shit a pint or so of stinky brown fluid in his pants, and once he managed to get his trousers down, and he cared little either way. — Anonymous

Tell me, Alice." He rubs something off his trousers. "On a scale from one to insanity, how insane are you? — Cameron Jace

I am a cloud - in trousers. — George Balanchine

Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire. — Clive James

I had my trousers on at all times. — Anthony Head

I'm very into the japanese sensibility. Oversize coats and baggy trousers. — Milla Jovovich

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. — Tommy Cooper

I grow old ... I grow old ...
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled. — T. S. Eliot

I live in jeans and own a lot of them. I'm much more comfortable in trousers and T-shirts, and I don't often wear dresses. — Hayley Mills

Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers?
Mrs. Ling: Could be ... You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants. — Christopher Moore

I was a show-off as a kid. I was wearing bow ties and matching coloured trousers. — Mika.

Just because I squeezed my gigantic bottom into men's trousers, you needn't assume my brains have shrunk to masculine size. — Loretta Chase

She took off her blouse, her trousers, her bra, her panties, and stood before him naked. — Paulo Coelho

No, I have never wanted to be a man. I have often wanted to be more effective as a woman, but I have never felt that trousers would do the trick! — Eleanor Roosevelt

There's always been a hip-hop element to my trousers. — Damon Albarn

If you wish, I shall grow irreproachably tender: not a man, but a cloud in trousers! — Vladimir Mayakovsky

We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since. — Lisa Kleypas

People sometimes wear shirts that are really boxy, and you can see them over the top of their trousers, which doesn't look right to me. — Tamer Hassan

The older I get, the more I want to do. It beats death, decay or golf in unfortunate trousers. Peace and quiet depress me. — Simon Schama

As to the past, I would not mind retrieving from various corners of space-time certain lost comforts, such as baggy trousers and long, deep bathtubs. — Vladimir Nabokov

Like all the other alphas in the room, they sat in complete stillness, erections aching against the front of their trousers. The — Leta Blake

Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible. — Havelock Ellis

I never weigh myself. But if I put my trousers on and they don't do up, then I don't eat until I can. — Charlie Watts

Never trust a man in red trousers — Mika.

If you've got a CD that's not working, just wipe it on your trousers, and if you're not wearing any trousers, put some on — John Peel

Think of the many different relations of form and content. E.g., the many pairs of trousers and what's in them. — Mason Cooley

The existence of trousers proves that God meant us to be bipeds. — David C.H. Austin

I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and think about leaving the house. — Blur

I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. — T. S. Eliot

- He can't wear them, Buck Mulligan told his face in the mirror. Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't wear grey trousers. — James Joyce

Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day. — Ken Dodd

Resignations are for Prime Ministers and those caught with their trousers down, not for me. — Brian Clough

The only man who really needs a tail coat is a man with a hole in his trousers. — John Taylor

Grover Unexpectedly Loses His Trousers — Rick Riordan

Studs Lonigan, on the verge of fifteen, and wearing his first suit of long trousers, stood in the bathroom with a Sweet Caporal pasted on his mug. — James T. Farrell

You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. — Henrik Ibsen

You can still wear trousers and show off your ankles - which are a nice body part on everyone. — Natalie Massenet

I am much inclined to live from my rucksack, and let my trousers fray as they like. — Hermann Hesse

The language sticks to them like cat hair to black trousers, and they do things correctly without knowing why. — Kitty Burns Florey

Never, ever wear three-quarter length trousers. Even in the summer. — Andrew Scott

You gotta wear the right trousers if you're gonna be a rock star. — Chris Martin

Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice ... — Elizabeth Peters

Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts. — Seth Grahame-Smith

His shirt, tie, and trousers were folded small as an apology on a faded blue-velvet chair. — Rachel Joyce

All my stuff is men's fashion. It's always oversized shirts, boyfriend blazers and trousers. — Bella Heathcote

In addition, Master Twinkle seems convinced that someone is denying him a pair of stripey trousers. — Diana Wynne Jones

Thou shalt wear trousers, but they shall fall half down to teach humility over arrogance. — Jay Woodman

I always wear the same thing: a tight white shirt - I have about 50 - and tight black trousers. — Marie Helvin

Were it not for the Clash, punk would have been just a sneer, a safety pin and a pair of bondage trousers. — Billy Bragg

Drinking wine and wearing trousers were nothing compared to reading the history of ideas. — Ayaan Hirsi Ali

But I find it difficult to recognize people. Human beings are so much alike. — Eric Linklater

The Queen of Monsea, in trousers and short hair, looking for all the world like a miniature pirate. — Kristin Cashore

The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that room and vomited everywhere. — Barbara Kingsolver

I like to wear a lot of one-tone color outfits - same color trousers, same color shirt. — Theophilus London

I love a bit of a sequin and a bead. I do, even though I usually wear trousers, when I put a frock on. I like a bead or a sequin. — Jacki Weaver

Those from whom nature has withheld taste invented trousers. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

We are very luck to be women, so even if we're wearing trousers, I always wear them with some lace underwear or a very feminine bra - I like that. — Carine Roitfeld

I didn't like the way it looked in white trousers, and I couldn't find anything to work underneath them. — Sara Blakely

I can't quite warrant spending a month's rent on a pair of trousers! — Ruta Gedmintas

A most excellent man, though I could have wished his trousers not quite so tight in some places and not quite so loose in others. — Charles Dickens

The fact is that Mike Tyson bit through my trousers and took a significant piece of flesh out of my thigh. — Lennox Lewis

When you travel a lot, you learn to pack the same for every trip. Six white shirts, two black trousers. The bare minimum you need to survive. — Chuck Palahniuk

Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight - just not without my trousers! — Seth Adam Smith

All a woman needs to be chic is a raincoat, two suits, a pair of trousers and a cashmere sweater — Hubert De Givenchy

It might have been the seventies, but if you're old enough for a moustache you're too old for strawberry-patterned trousers. — Jo Wood

I was on stage with Cyndi Lauper, and my trousers split. It seemed like she was going to sing for ever. — Bobby Womack

Striped shirts and printed shorts, jeans, and trousers are all items I buy and wear a lot in my private life. — Liu Wen

Spring. March fans it, April christens it, and May puts on its jacket and trousers. — Henry David Thoreau

You can't press your suit and another fellow's trousers simultaneously. — P.G. Wodehouse

Most reformers, like a pair of trousers on a windy clothesline, go through a vast deal of vehement motion, but stay in the same place. — Austin O'Malley

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth. — Thomas Lansing Masson

The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trousers. — Eoin Colfer

One should never put on one's best trousers to go out to fight for freedom. — Henrik Ibsen

Was it? I said cautiously, it having been my occasional habit to watch television in the drawing room without the encumbrance of trousers. — Paul Murray

Whenever I've worn trousers or a suit, it always makes me feel sexy but effortless and confident. — Sophie Cookson

'War Horse' was all flat caps and thick trousers. — Matt Milne

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers. — Stephen Fry

You can spend the rest of your life living in the past, or you can pull up your trousers and move on." "Is — Dannika Dark

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers. — Austin O'Malley

Sweaters are a closet staple. They look great under a leather vest or with a pair of tailored trousers. — Nina Garcia

Losing your capital is like losing your trousers. It is a real humiliation, and one not to be soon repeated. — James Buchan

Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake. — Simon Cowell

What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year? — Nancy Astor

A pair of brilliantly cut cotton trousers can be more beautiful than a gorgeous silk gown ... — Yohji Yamamoto

At a certain age men began to shrink, and yet it was precisely at that age that their trousers became too short for them. — Howard Jacobson

I hate wearing trousers and shoes. I wear jeans and sneakers most of the time. — Mark Webber

Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

The first sign of extravagance is to buy trousers that one does not need. — George Ade

How much, let me note, depends upon trousers; the intelligent head is entirely handicapped by shabby trousers. — Virginia Woolf

You poor dear! Imagine having to wear Mark's trousers! He's a lovely lad, but I wouldn't wish that fate on anyone. God only knows who's been in them! — Jessica Cale

She looked up and saw, high in the sky beyond the racing black clouds, a ragged scrap of blue sky. Enough to make a cat a pair of trousers. — Rosamunde Pilcher

Where you'd be wearing out the knees of your trousers, sir, they just have to go ahead and wear out their knees! — Barbara Kingsolver

A once-robbed John, it won't remove its wallet from its trousers again until it gets the action it paid for. Nice try, sweet thing. NOT. — Karen Marie Moning

I love leather. I'm very much a leather jacket, leather trousers kind of girl. — Amrita Acharia

Their skin hung loose over their bodies like suits they had inherited from larger ancestors, with the trousers ridiculously baggy. — Roald Dahl

I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling. — Chic Murray

There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'"
"The mood will pass, sir. — P.G. Wodehouse

Cry havoc, and let slip the trousers of most outrageous bonkilation! — Christopher Moore