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Train Funny Quotes By Rashmi Bansal: I've been told I am the 'fittest fat

I've been told I am the 'fittest fat person' in the world.How relaxed you are or how happy you are is all in the mind. — Rashmi Bansal

Train Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: So I said to this train driver "I

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin". — Tommy Cooper

Train Funny Quotes By Lisa McMann: Because there's no way on earth she's going

Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around — Lisa McMann

Train Funny Quotes By Robert Breault: All my life I've wanted, just once, to

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought — Robert Breault

Train Funny Quotes By Thomas Fuller: If you have one true friend, you have

If you have one true friend, you have more than your share. — Thomas Fuller

Train Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Funny way to get to a wizards' school,

Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they? — J.K. Rowling

Train Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster". — Tommy Cooper

Train Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I've been thinking of installing a train in

I've been thinking of installing a train in my house. It could bring me shrimp crackers from the kitchen. — Cassandra Clare

Train Funny Quotes By M.I.A.: I don't consider myself a musician. I'm an

I don't consider myself a musician. I'm an artist. — M.I.A.

Train Funny Quotes By David Mitchell: I lost my balance when the train pulled

I lost my balance when the train pulled away, but a human crumple zone buffered my fall. We stayed like that, half fallen. Diagonal People. — David Mitchell

Train Funny Quotes By Sylvester Stallone: When people meet me, they're often surprised -

When people meet me, they're often surprised - I talk a great deal. — Sylvester Stallone

Train Funny Quotes By Craig Ferguson: If it doesn't work, at least it will

If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck. — Craig Ferguson

Train Funny Quotes By J. B. Smoove: All you wanna do in life is do

All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest. — J. B. Smoove

Train Funny Quotes By Clive Barker: But as his years advanced Lewis had seen

But as his years advanced Lewis had seen less and less purpose in distinguishing between fact and fiction. — Clive Barker

Train Funny Quotes By Kenny Everett: Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A:

Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash. — Kenny Everett

Train Funny Quotes By Curtis Sittenfeld: get more stupider.

get more stupider. — Curtis Sittenfeld

Train Funny Quotes By Katie Ashley: Fate has a funny way of intervening in

Fate has a funny way of intervening in people's lives. — Katie Ashley

Train Funny Quotes By Ray Mancini: Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less,

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less. — Ray Mancini

Train Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: No purpose, no science, only love alone can

No purpose, no science, only love alone can justify and explain the mysteries of creation. — Debasish Mridha

Train Funny Quotes By Amy Hill Hearth: When you're in a train and it breaks

When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T. — Amy Hill Hearth

Train Funny Quotes By Katie Klein: Once I started I couldn't put it down.

Once I started I couldn't put it down. It was so addictive ... like a train wreck. — Katie Klein

Train Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: Sometimes that light at the end of the

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. — Darynda Jones

Train Funny Quotes By Don Marquis: Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. — Don Marquis