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Train Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I've been told I am the 'fittest fat person' in the world.How relaxed you are or how happy you are is all in the mind.
— Rashmi Bansal
So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
— Tommy Cooper
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought
— Robert Breault
If you have one true friend, you have more than your share.
— Thomas Fuller
Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?
— J.K. Rowling
So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
— Tommy Cooper
I've been thinking of installing a train in my house. It could bring me shrimp crackers from the kitchen.
— Cassandra Clare
I lost my balance when the train pulled away, but a human crumple zone buffered my fall. We stayed like that, half fallen. Diagonal People.
— David Mitchell
When people meet me, they're often surprised - I talk a great deal.
— Sylvester Stallone
If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.
— Craig Ferguson
But as his years advanced Lewis had seen less and less purpose in distinguishing between fact and fiction.
— Clive Barker
Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash.
— Kenny Everett
get more stupider.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
Fate has a funny way of intervening in people's lives.
— Katie Ashley
No purpose, no science, only love alone can justify and explain the mysteries of creation.
— Debasish Mridha
When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T.
— Amy Hill Hearth
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
— Darynda Jones
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
— Don Marquis