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I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. — Tracy Morgan

I don't see myself as angry, although other people see that. I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate. — Tracy Morgan

I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no. — Tracy Morgan

If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at. — Tracy Morgan

I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap. — Tracy Morgan

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. — Tracy Morgan

I do comedy for real people. — Tracy Morgan

Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it's doing well. Turn on the news. I don't think me and my comedy can really change that. — Tracy Morgan

I have a nice following in Boston. The Boston crowd is very hip. — Tracy Morgan

I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that. — Tracy Morgan

Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy. — Tracy Morgan

That's a gift God's given us: the ability to work together in collaborations. — Tracy Morgan

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. — Tracy Morgan

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. — Tracy Morgan

I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it. — Tracy Morgan

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes. — Tracy Morgan

We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don't laugh, you cry. And I don't feel like crying. — Tracy Morgan

Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. — Tracy Morgan

When I want to work on my material, I go to Benihana or the barbershop. — Tracy Morgan

I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are. — Tracy Morgan

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses. — Tracy Morgan

I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn't have a pond in my backyard. I saw violence. — Tracy Morgan

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. — Tracy Morgan

Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life. — Tracy Morgan

I've played outrageous characters my whole career. — Tracy Morgan

It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. — Tracy Morgan

What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts. — Tracy Morgan

I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' — Tracy Morgan

If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. — Tracy Morgan

I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. — Tracy Morgan

I've gone through my trials and tribulations, and sure, it's gotten bumpy and all that, but I'm here. OK? — Tracy Morgan

I guess I'm entertaining; I guess I'm interesting. I guess the things that I say sell papers. I guess they sell magazines. I don't know. — Tracy Morgan

The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too. — Tracy Morgan

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. — Tracy Morgan

It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them. — Tracy Morgan

There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold. — Tracy Morgan

I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle. — Tracy Morgan

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back." — Tracy Morgan

Where I came from, people couldn't afford to go to the theatre. — Tracy Morgan

I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny. — Tracy Morgan

I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. — Tracy Morgan

I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night. — Tracy Morgan

I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don't get mad at anyone. — Tracy Morgan

Live every week like it's shark week. — Tracy Morgan

America doesn't like to hear about things like welfare. 'Don't talk about that. We don't like what it did to people!' Yeah, but it happened. — Tracy Morgan

As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life. — Tracy Morgan

The only thing that stays the same in life is change. — Tracy Morgan

Eddie [Murphy] is an icon. He's one of the reason why I started doing comedy in the beginning. He opened a lot of doors for black people. — Tracy Morgan

Some people believe everything they see on TV. People, it's called tel-lie-vision! — Tracy Morgan

The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife. — Tracy Morgan

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. — Tracy Morgan

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. — Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street. — Andy Kindler

When you're in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you. — Tracy Morgan

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. — Tracy Morgan

I love working with Alec Baldwin. He's one of the five greatest actors ever to live. — Tracy Morgan

The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? — Tracy Morgan

I don't know what Tracy Morgan does onstage, but I can assure you, it's no act. — Andy Kindler

I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them. — Tracy Morgan

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker. — Tracy Morgan

I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age. — Tracy Morgan

I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that. — Tracy Morgan

If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place. — Tracy Morgan

Even when I'm sitting up in this glass castle, I still got my street soldiers telling me what's happening. — Tracy Morgan

I live life and I don't take it for granted. — Tracy Morgan

Every person has contributed to me as a human, but a lot of the characters I do are ones I created. — Tracy Morgan

I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working. — Tracy Morgan

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you. — Tracy Morgan

All women like to look up to their men. — Tracy Morgan

I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. — Tracy Morgan

When you see me on the street, act like you know me. — Tracy Morgan

Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. — Tracy Morgan

I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work. — Tracy Morgan

I'm art. You're art. We are God's greatest works, simple as that. — Tracy Morgan

If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. — Tracy Morgan

I'm not perfect, but I strive for it. — Tracy Morgan

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian. — Tracy Morgan

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan

Parents should support and love their kids no matter what. — Tracy Morgan

Rock bottom for some people is death. Some people never learn from their mistakes. They don't learn from other people's mistakes. — Tracy Morgan

Most creative thing I've ever done? Got somebody pregnant. — Tracy Morgan

Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America. — Tracy Morgan

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. — Tracy Morgan

I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. — Tracy Morgan

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. — Tracy Morgan

You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings. — Tracy Morgan

Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy. — Tracy Morgan

What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan

My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. — Tracy Morgan

I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people. — Tracy Morgan

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together. — Tracy Morgan

I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. — Tracy Morgan

I think it's good that I get scared because, if you never get scared, you don't have any need for guts. — Tracy Morgan

Who's coming with me? I don't know where I'm going, but who's coming with me? — Tracy Morgan

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan

Having boys is different. Boys, you put sneakers on, and they're out, they're ready. Girls, you gotta pay a little bit more attention to them. — Tracy Morgan

Sometimes I think we're exposed to things we shouldn't be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person's whole life. Trauma. — Tracy Morgan