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Totally Funny Quotes By Kyle Adams: Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because

Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. — Kyle Adams

Totally Funny Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: We hould totally make out right now

We hould totally make out right now — Jennifer Lawrence

Totally Funny Quotes By Mary Roach: I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny

I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper. — Mary Roach

Totally Funny Quotes By Cass McCombs: You can't just explain a joke. Either it

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs

Totally Funny Quotes By Steve Shadrach: Jesus spent three decades allowing the Father to

Jesus spent three decades allowing the Father to prepare Him for three short years of ministry. — Steve Shadrach

Totally Funny Quotes By Missy Anne: Funny how someone can be so beautiful and

Funny how someone can be so beautiful and totally fucked up at the same time. — Missy Anne

Totally Funny Quotes By Jeff Garlin: I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David. — Jeff Garlin

Totally Funny Quotes By Meghan Ciana Doidge: I was going to die and I'd just

I was going to die and I'd just saved his freaking life. No good deed goes unpunished. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

Totally Funny Quotes By Susan Juby: It's funny how you can be all alone

It's funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you've never been lonely before. — Susan Juby

Totally Funny Quotes By Dylan Moran: You should be as alive as you can,

You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead! — Dylan Moran

Totally Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because

Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable. — Jerry Coleman

Totally Funny Quotes By William Law: Love has no errors, for all errors are

Love has no errors, for all errors are the want for love. — William Law

Totally Funny Quotes By Wayne Dyer: When you're at peace with yourself and love

When you're at peace with yourself and love your self, it is virtually impossible to do things to yourself that are destructive. — Wayne Dyer

Totally Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Christmas is a baby shower that went totally

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. — Andy Borowitz

Totally Funny Quotes By Jenny Lewis: It's funny how a song can start in

It's funny how a song can start in your mind, and then when it goes through all the filters, it ends up in a totally different spot. — Jenny Lewis

Totally Funny Quotes By Tessa Thompson: Fashion is a funny thing to talk about.

Fashion is a funny thing to talk about. I think what you wear is definitely an extension of you, but I also think it's totally arbitrary. — Tessa Thompson

Totally Funny Quotes By Joe Rogan: It's painful for me to watch someone who

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. — Joe Rogan

Totally Funny Quotes By Thea Harrison: You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums.

You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums. — Thea Harrison

Totally Funny Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: According to the latest official figures, 43% of

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Totally Funny Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Totally Funny Quotes By Meg Cabot: There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look ... and apparently, where NOT to look. — Meg Cabot

Totally Funny Quotes By Alycia Linwood: Oh, so there were angels and demons, but

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

Totally Funny Quotes By Kevin Keegan: I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much

I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different. — Kevin Keegan

Totally Funny Quotes By Agnes Repplier: English civilization rests largely upon tea and cricket,

English civilization rests largely upon tea and cricket, with mighty spurts of enjoyment on Derby Day, and at Newmarket. — Agnes Repplier

Totally Funny Quotes By Joe Walker: And you'd think that killing people would make

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

Totally Funny Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: The way I write is totally instinctive. I

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees. — Sophie Kinsella

Totally Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Cruickshank: It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than

It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated. — Elizabeth Cruickshank

Totally Funny Quotes By Paris Hilton: A lot of the things I say I'm

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

Totally Funny Quotes By Isabel Gillies: Life is funny, at the same time being

Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh. — Isabel Gillies

Totally Funny Quotes By Zooey Deschanel: I would say I know nothing about the

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny. — Zooey Deschanel

Totally Funny Quotes By Rachel Weisz: I think things are funny when the character

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz