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Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. — Kyle Adams

We hould totally make out right now — Jennifer Lawrence

I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper. — Mary Roach

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs

Jesus spent three decades allowing the Father to prepare Him for three short years of ministry. — Steve Shadrach

Funny how someone can be so beautiful and totally fucked up at the same time. — Missy Anne

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David. — Jeff Garlin

I was going to die and I'd just saved his freaking life. No good deed goes unpunished. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

It's funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you've never been lonely before. — Susan Juby

You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead! — Dylan Moran

Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable. — Jerry Coleman

Love has no errors, for all errors are the want for love. — William Law

When you're at peace with yourself and love your self, it is virtually impossible to do things to yourself that are destructive. — Wayne Dyer

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. — Andy Borowitz

It's funny how a song can start in your mind, and then when it goes through all the filters, it ends up in a totally different spot. — Jenny Lewis

Fashion is a funny thing to talk about. I think what you wear is definitely an extension of you, but I also think it's totally arbitrary. — Tessa Thompson

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. — Joe Rogan

You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums. — Thea Harrison

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look ... and apparently, where NOT to look. — Meg Cabot

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different. — Kevin Keegan

English civilization rests largely upon tea and cricket, with mighty spurts of enjoyment on Derby Day, and at Newmarket. — Agnes Repplier

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees. — Sophie Kinsella

It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated. — Elizabeth Cruickshank

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh. — Isabel Gillies

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny. — Zooey Deschanel

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz