Tortilla Quotes
Collection of top 17 famous quotes about Tortilla
Tortilla Quotes & Sayings
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Duke tossed them over the roof. Earl was about to ask Duke to sit in back when he did so without prompting.
— A. Lee Martinez
Hell hath no correctly punctuated fury like a book nerd scorned.
— Alexandra Petri
A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.
— Mitch Hedberg
I no longer have a borrowed soul. I no longer have borrowed thoughts or ideas. I no longer speak in a borrowed language.
— Mobutu Sese Seko
Memory is a great deceiver: it embroiders until naught is left but the glory and the pleasure.
— Tobsha Learner
Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl ... it even makes the milk taste like tacos!
— Harry Styles
Sometimes for an afternoon snack, I'll get some tortilla chips and half an avocado, and I'll just eat that like guacamole.
— Kyle MacLachlan
Every movie is a road movie. Every novel is a mystery. Every tortilla chip is sacred.
— Sherman Alexie
Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit.
— David Letterman
Alvarenga believed he didn't need a doctor to diagnose what was wrong. He was suffering from a yearlong tortilla drought.
— Jonathan Franklin
An artist can try and pretend he is not following rules, but let's remember that nature itself provides rules. Gravity for instance.
— Kate Carlisle
Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we're going to keep Obamacare.
— Conan O'Brien
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
— Christopher Moore