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Clegg, Miliband, Farage resigning (rumours that they are to be the new Top Gear line-up cannot be confirmed at this time). — Charles Stross

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms. — Bette Davis

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. — Jeremy Clarkson

Now, thats a pie! — James May

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he's called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson

Owning cool or expensive BDSM gear doesn't necessarily make him a good Top, — Michael Makai

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite — Jeremy Clarkson

Sentimentalism is the working off on yourself of feelings you haven't really got. — D.H. Lawrence

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? — Jeremy Clarkson

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn't
you? — Jeremy Clarkson

Children should enjoy the few years they have just being a kid. — Dwayne Hickman

It couldn't pull a greased
stick out of a pig's bottom — Jeremy Clarkson

Man, I hate to get depressing on you, but I don't have a game. I'm so alone, so depressed, so dark, no. — Jason Schwartzman

It's hard to leave behind scenes and characters I am in love with. — John Harrison

Many of those who can, do. Some of those who don't, write, and tend to criticize doing. — Samuel C. Florman

Love' is finding the familiar dear. / 'In love' is to be taken by surprise. — Mona Van Duyn

If the Gods give up on you, will you continue? — Jack Thanatos

This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that wed ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadnt said that. — Richard Hammond

In my first season I was learning about English football in a new team. I scored 13 which isn't bad, but I think I can do better. — Luis Garcia

I struggle in these situations not to let my madness govern me, and to let the positive aspects of my character define my life. — Russell Brand

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson

I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God. — Jeremy Clarkson

I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time. — Jeremy Clarkson

Dig inside. Inside is the fountain of good, and it will forever flow, if you will forever dig. — Marcus Aurelius

Getting an award on Top Gear is better than getting a Grammy. — Jay Kay

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. — Jeremy Clarkson

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time. — Jeremy Clarkson

I would love to be on 'Top Gear' as a star in a reasonably priced car. — Sandra Bullock

Power dressing is combat gear for the trip to the top. — Valerie Steele

Give way to your opponent; thus will you gain the crown of victory. — Ovid