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He is coming! He is coming! Like a bridegroom from his room, Came the hero from his prison To the scaffold and the doom. — William Edmondstoune Aytoun

I vote, I participate, I am present, I am concerned - mirror of a paradoxical mockery, mirror of the indifference of all public signification. — Jean Baudrillard

Hey, do you know what happens to a liar when he dies? He lies still, Jack! — Howard Books

My entire purpose is trying to be the best in the game, and if that exudes beauty too, that's pretty powerful. — Hope Solo

I like the flaws best," Sam said. "They make her real. — Carolyn Mackler

Unresolved issues from childhood revisit us in adulthood. — Kilroy J. Oldster

I can always think about cake. — Katja Millay

Whoever was responsible for his death would pay and the devil in him would demand double the interest. (Nathan) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Thomas Hobbes in his 1651 masterwork Leviathan. I strongly recommend that you read part III, chapter 38, and part IV, chapter 44, — Anonymous

I've never cackled with laughter at a single line I've ever written. None of it has given me pleasure. — Pat Conroy

Give politicians power and it certainly will be abused eventually - if not by today's politicians, then by their successors. — Harry Browne

The most important thing is for you to believe in what you are doing. — Debbi Fields

Whatever you love most, be it sports, pleasure, business or God, that is your god! — Billy Graham