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Top 40 Funny Quotes By Chuck Noll: Some coaches pray for wisdom. I pray for

Some coaches pray for wisdom. I pray for 260-pound tackles. They'll give me plenty of wisdom. — Chuck Noll

Top 40 Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Young man, names are powerful things. You don't

Young man, names are powerful things. You don't just go around using them for no reason. — Rick Riordan

Top 40 Funny Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: We go on dating from Cold Fridays and

We go on dating from Cold Fridays and Great Snows; but a little colder Friday, or greater snow would put a period to man's existence on the globe. — Henry David Thoreau

Top 40 Funny Quotes By J. F. Lawton: I have a lot of fantasies about being

I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have? — J. F. Lawton

Top 40 Funny Quotes By Aristotle.: [this element], the seat of the appetites and

[this element], the seat of the appetites and of desire in general, does in a sense participate in principle, as being amenable and obedient to it — Aristotle.

Top 40 Funny Quotes By Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf: Iraq will spread them even more and chop

Iraq will spread them even more and chop them up. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

Top 40 Funny Quotes By Corrie Ten Boom: Lord, You turn the wheels of the galaxies.

Lord, You turn the wheels of the galaxies. You know what makes the planets spin and You know what makes this watch run. . . ." The — Corrie Ten Boom

Top 40 Funny Quotes By Joanne Harris: And yes,I was fabulous.

And yes,I was fabulous. — Joanne Harris

Top 40 Funny Quotes By Lorrie Moore: You chose love like a belief, a faith,

You chose love like a belief, a faith, a place, a box for one's heart to knock against like a spook in the house. — Lorrie Moore

Top 40 Funny Quotes By George Chapman: I pray, what flowers are these? The pansy

I pray, what flowers are these? The pansy this, O, that's for lover's thoughts. — George Chapman

Top 40 Funny Quotes By Steven Redhead: Utilise each moment to achieve what you wish

Utilise each moment to achieve what you wish to experience. — Steven Redhead