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Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher

You have a finite number of toothpaste tubes you will ever consume while on this planet. Make the most of that clean tooth time. For yourself. — Felicia Day

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson

I know that my look is more 'toothpaste model' as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles. — Margot Robbie

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison

Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste they buy; they just recognize the box on the shelf. — Charles Duhigg

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H.R. Haldeman

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste. — Albert Brooks

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

If I don't care what toothpaste you use, then why should I care who's in your bed? — Randolph Randy Camp

Her mouth tasted of smoke and toothpaste and something feety that made my blood flare — John Banville

Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes? — Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. — H.R. Haldeman

Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube. — Chuck Palahniuk

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank

If you're bored tonight why don't you write down everything that comes to mind when you hear the word toothpaste? — Jaclyn Moriarty

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act. — Ellen Goodman

Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people. — Fran Lebowitz

No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff. — Mark Z. Danielewski

Today Baba got a blister when he put his palm down on the hood of our rental car! Mother had to put toothpaste on it. — Khaled Hosseini

Flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste. — David Levithan

If good stuff happened to us until we died it wouldn't be called Life. It would be called Great. — Drew

Maybe he was the kind of man to leave the cap from the toothpaste. That was a deal breaker for all women. God forbid he had mommy issues. — V. Theia

As soon as the train pulled into the station, the red guards would pour out of doors and windows like toothpaste squirting endlessly from a tube. — Yu Hua

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson

I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste. — Jarod Kintz

He imagines they are uniformly smiling, showing the face they squeeze out with the toothpaste every morning. — Don DeLillo

But when he smiles? Really smiles, it's perfect. Like toothpaste commercial, boy-next-door beauty that makes it really hard to be pissed at him. — Nyrae Dawn