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Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Mercedes Lacky: Finally- no more ruddy show for the folks

Finally- no more ruddy show for the folks back home. No pretending it's all beer and skittles and no one ever gets hurt.- Phoenix and Ashes — Mercedes Lacky

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Cathy East Dubowski: You are a sad, sad little man and

You are a sad, sad little man and you have my pity.
- Buzz Lightyear — Cathy East Dubowski

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Onions make me sad. A lot of people

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that. — Mitch Hedberg

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By David Cross: Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a

Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm — David Cross

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I

Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman. — P.G. Wodehouse

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Moe Cidaly: London is not a good place to be

London is not a good place to be when you are sad: so crowded it makes you feel lonely. — Moe Cidaly

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Olivia Sudjic: Well, then, what's the plan now? You can't

Well, then, what's the plan now? You can't stay here forever.'

My plan was indeed to stay there forever. — Olivia Sudjic

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Dean M. Cole: It's a sad day when you count a

It's a sad day when you count a man lucky for only losing a left hand and part of his ass. — Dean M. Cole

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Earth is sad, Moon is shy, Sun is

Earth is sad, Moon is shy, Sun is happy but wait a moment, I just forgot to tell you that I am the child of open sky. — Santosh Kalwar

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Auliq Ice: I am always happy, because whenever I am

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL. — Auliq Ice

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By James Patterson: Who, last time I'd checked, was still on

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.) — James Patterson

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Ammon Shea: There can be funny moments during sad stories

There can be funny moments during sad stories — Ammon Shea

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Lord Chesterfield: Good humor is the health of the soul,

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison. — Lord Chesterfield

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Sergey Vedenyo: If you are sad because you know too

If you are sad because you know too much, it means that nothing you know is good. — Sergey Vedenyo

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Barney Stinson: You know what Marshall needs to do. He

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story. — Barney Stinson

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By E.B. White: He was sad because his new friend was

He was sad because his new friend was so bloodthirsty. — E.B. White

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: ... the vintage of history is forever repeating

... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines! — E.A. Bucchianeri

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Vann Chow: If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then

If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it. — Vann Chow

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Amy Schumer: The saddest realization I've had in my life

The saddest realization I've had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that moment. — Amy Schumer

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By John L. Parker Jr.: [ ... ] whose round face was a

[ ... ] whose round face was a sad pink and white topographical map of adolescence. — John L. Parker Jr.

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By John Cleese: The sad thing about true stupidity is that

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it. — John Cleese

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Joseph Joubert: There are some men who are witty when

There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. — Joseph Joubert

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Meg Howrey: She feels a little sad. Is she sad?

She feels a little sad. Is she sad? Helen considers an alternative: She is dehydrated. — Meg Howrey

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It was sad music. But it waved its

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive. — Terry Pratchett

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Marlee Matlin: Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has

Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has their cup of tea about what makes them laugh. But the day we censor humor is a sad one for sure. — Marlee Matlin

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Allison Van Diepen: How sad that I felt more of a

How sad that I felt more of a connection to a fictional character than to a guy in real life. — Allison Van Diepen

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: It's okay to be sad. Everyone gets sad

It's okay to be sad. Everyone gets sad now and then. Even me. — Nicholas Sparks

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By Anne Elizabeth Moore: Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented

Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since. — Anne Elizabeth Moore

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: The great Gaels of Ireland are the men

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. — G.K. Chesterton

Too Sad To Be Humor Quotes By MCM: I'm Canadian, so I'm an expert at mundane

I'm Canadian, so I'm an expert at mundane fatalism. — MCM