Too Old Funny Quotes
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Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.
— Ronald Blythe
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
— Hailee Steinfeld
Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile.
— Justin Bieber
Funny how something that seemed so insignificant, just an old bowl with faded glazed stripes, could trigger so many memories.
— Dorothea Benton Frank
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.
— Joan Rivers
Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now.
— Linda Howard
Don't you think you're quite young?''I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos.
— Scott Douglas
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
— Robert Orben
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan
Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!
— Olivia Newport
Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?~ Susan — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".
— Ronald Reagan
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
— Henny Youngman
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
— Michael Gambon
It's funny what can happen when you lay bare the heart and join the Earth's old dance through the heavens.
— James Lee Burke
That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.
— Jim Harrison
In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old.
— Jerry Sloan
It's funny how despair can soon become an old companion
— Jacqueline Carey
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it.
— Richelle Mead
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
— Honore De Balzac
Nostalgia is heroin for old people.
— Dara O Briain