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Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By David Z. Hirsch: Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way

Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation. — David Z. Hirsch

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Norman Vincent Peale: America has become so tense and nervous it

America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that is a sad situation. — Norman Vincent Peale

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Give up your dreams; you'll accomplish more without

Give up your dreams; you'll accomplish more without sleep. — Bauvard

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By The Undertaker: Why don't you say "What?" if you like

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. — The Undertaker

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Bernard Manning: We used to sleep five to a bed

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk. — Bernard Manning

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Ali Sparkes: Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Julie Kagawa: While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want

While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg. — Julie Kagawa

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. — Michael Summers

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Jeff Hirsch: It's four A.M.! Who goes to bed this

It's four A.M.! Who goes to bed this early!? — Jeff Hirsch

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: How about those people who don't need sleep?

How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are. — Jim Gaffigan

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Anna Banks: Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup,

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. — Anna Banks

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: I was a nervous child, I was a

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself. — Woody Allen

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Phyllis Diller: Never go to bed mad. Stay up and

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Amy Summers: I had a dream about you last night

I had a dream about you last night ... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. — Amy Summers

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Michael Summers: I didn't dream about you last night. I

I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear. — Michael Summers

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Julie Kagawa: Did he teach you how to bore you

Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie — Julie Kagawa

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Making love to a person in their sleep

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Chris O'Donnell: You have a couple of buddies sleep over,

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny. — Chris O'Donnell

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: That's all right," she told him. "I can

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By W.C. Fields: I certainly do not drink all the time.

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world. — Sophie Kinsella

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Ogden Nash: No man is greater than his respect for

No man is greater than his respect for sleep. — Ogden Nash

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Laurann Dohner: You will stay with me. You will sleep

You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest. — Laurann Dohner

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Niall Horan: Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy. — Niall Horan

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: Kippers : fish that like a lot of

Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep. — Chic Murray

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Amy Summers: I had a dream about you last night

I had a dream about you last night ... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream. — Amy Summers

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

Too Much Sleep Funny Quotes By Bauvard: I bet there are a lot of women

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I'm very well endowed. — Bauvard