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Too Damn Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Alexandra Bracken: Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say

Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socks
and put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken

Too Damn Funny Quotes By J.J. McAvoy: Step one, accept she was a damn boss.

Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too. — J.J. McAvoy

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Willie Pastrano: You're damn right I do. I'm in Madison

You're damn right I do. I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the s*** knocked out of me — Willie Pastrano

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Susan Cooper: I remember it was a damn funny thing

I remember it was a damn funny thing for a stranger to say," Stephen said. "Old Ones, we Old Ones. With capital letters
you could *hear* them. — Susan Cooper

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Lin-Manuel Miranda: I think Lafayette wants to rap in French

I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.
Damn it, Lafayette — Lin-Manuel Miranda

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Rachel Caine: Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane — Rachel Caine

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards." — Dave Barry

Too Damn Funny Quotes By David Levithan: Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh

Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa) — David Levithan

Too Damn Funny Quotes By J.D. Salinger: I know more damn perverts, at schools and

I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around. — J.D. Salinger

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Bill Shankly: A football team is like a piano. You

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus.

It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus. "Oh, damn it. Now you've got me doing it. — Cassandra Clare

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: Whatever would give you the idea that I'm

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother? — Jeaniene Frost

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Stuart Tootal: Was this really the supposed better deal from

Was this really the supposed better deal from surrendering our military hospitals in favour of gaining better clinical experience from the NHS? — Stuart Tootal

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Don Marquis: Life's too damn funny for me to explain.

Life's too damn funny for me to explain. — Don Marquis

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: I had a dream about you last night

I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. — Nicole McKay

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Yiyun Li: What a long way it is from one

What a long way it is from one life to another: yet why write if not for that distance; if things can be let go, every before replaced by an after. — Yiyun Li

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Bauvard: When someone gives me either a democratic or

When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I'm a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. — Bauvard

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Rob Thomas: The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he

The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role. — Rob Thomas

Too Damn Funny Quotes By David Wong: Damn it! I knew she was a monster!

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. — David Wong

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I'm beginning to think my name has been

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls. — Bo Burnham

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Sandra Bullock: I've been in enough films where the studio

I've been in enough films where the studio wanted that extra little cuteness to make it sellable. — Sandra Bullock

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Jack Welch: The biggest opportunity for big companies has come

The biggest opportunity for big companies has come by far in the digitization of internal processes. — Jack Welch

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Laurann Dohner: I have this condition I call impromptu senility.

I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to. — Laurann Dohner

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Dave Attell: Sex and murder are the same. Well, you

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' — Dave Attell

Too Damn Funny Quotes By M. Leighton: Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to

Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile. — M. Leighton

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Toni Blake: What sort of look are you going for?"

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Rachel Caine: This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Prodigy: Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,I

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson: Kids are mostly very resilient.

Kids are mostly very resilient. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Anne Rice: And then he glanced at the ceiling and,

And then he glanced at the ceiling and, making a fist with his right hand, he gasped, Damn you ... God! Damn you! — Anne Rice

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Cherie Hill: When miracles happen, hope destroys hopelessness, joy overcomes

When miracles happen, hope destroys hopelessness, joy overcomes pain, love conquers hate, and faith finds God in the midst of it all. — Cherie Hill

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: My wilderness training was 4 years and 10

My wilderness training was 4 years and 10 months of solitude, search and study. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Too Damn Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead.

Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists. — Darynda Jones