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Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: There's nothing bad about reincarnation per se, it's

There's nothing bad about reincarnation per se, it's basically a very good system, cost-effective and ecologically friendly. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: The best definition of an immortal is someone

The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Georgie paused on the threshold for a moment

Georgie paused on the threshold for a moment as if hesitant to enter the habitation of such a perjurer lest it should be struck by lightning. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: You wouldn't think you could get bored falling

You wouldn't think you could get bored falling to your death ... But when it's a really, really long drop, there's a definite risk on ennui. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: And if I've got to die, I want

And if I've got to die, I want to die an editor. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: A romantic, I think the word is. Latin

A romantic, I think the word is. Latin for idiot. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a

A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a funny hat, and inside every disaster there's a triumph struggling to get out. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Birmingham City Council was playing third time lucky

Birmingham City Council was playing third time lucky with the design of the city's celebrated Victoria Square ... — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Luck isn't a wheelbarrow, Maurice; it works better

Luck isn't a wheelbarrow, Maurice; it works better if you don't push it. Stay — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: I try and do 2,500 words a day,

I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: There's an old goblin saying; there is nothing

There's an old goblin saying; there is nothing to fear but fear itself and scary things. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: They were on foot, for the Royce had

They were on foot, for the Royce had developed some curious wasting disease and was even more under the spanner. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: After all, why be right when you can

After all, why be right when you can be happy. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: The doughnut was definitely looking at him. Hello,

The doughnut was definitely looking at him. Hello, sailor, it seemed to be saying. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Mostly I sit at home in the evenings

Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: He made a conscious decision not to think

He made a conscious decision not to think about it, and accordingly spent the rest of his shift thinking about nothing else. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Everything is out there if you know how

Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: The fault was lying on its' back...

The fault was lying on its' back... — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: I don't read the Sunday papers; or the

I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: The conscientious arsonist doesn't just set the building

The conscientious arsonist doesn't just set the building on fire; first he fills the fire extinguishers with petrol. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: At any given time, ninety-nine-point-nine-five per cent of

At any given time, ninety-nine-point-nine-five per cent of the human race are a confounded nuisance — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Although her hearing was excellent, she had that

Although her hearing was excellent, she had that gift of temporary deafness that is granted to so few. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: If the Good Lord had intended us to

If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: {She] laughed so that the street seemed full

{She] laughed so that the street seemed full of little silver bells, — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Look not for too long into the doughnut,

Look not for too long into the doughnut, lest the doughnut look into you. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: There ought to be a dictionary of smiles;

There ought to be a dictionary of smiles; somewere you can look them up and find out what they mean. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: He could hear rain pattering on the thatch,

He could hear rain pattering on the thatch, like a million mice line-dancing. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Call it a hunch; and hunches don't just

Call it a hunch; and hunches don't just materialise, you pay for them with hard-earned experience. No such thing as a free hunch. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Mr Tanner frowned at him, as though he

Mr Tanner frowned at him, as though he was a spelling mistake. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Mr Winckler clapped his hands together. Evil, as

Mr Winckler clapped his hands together. Evil, as personified by me. Meet the new Dark Lord. But you can call me Albert. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Of all selfish bastards, a selfish bastard who

Of all selfish bastards, a selfish bastard who likes to be liked is probably the worst. Never — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: There comes a time when a man must

There comes a time when a man must stand up and do what he knows is Wrong. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Lawyers are predators in grey worsted.

Lawyers are predators in grey worsted. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Not only had he lost the only girl

Not only had he lost the only girl he'd ever loved, he'd lost her in duplicate, like some heartbroken but highly efficient civil servant. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: In spite of really intense competition for the

In spite of really intense competition for the job, I'm still my own worst enemy. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Human beings can get used to virtually anything,

Human beings can get used to virtually anything, given plenty of time and no choice in the matter whatsoever. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: A hero," Max said."A weirdness-haunted victim of circumstance

A hero," Max said.
"A weirdness-haunted victim of circumstance who spends his days looking for things."
Max grinned. "That's what I just said. — Tom Holt

Tom Holt Quotes By Tom Holt: Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try. — Tom Holt