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There's nothing bad about reincarnation per se, it's basically a very good system, cost-effective and ecologically friendly. — Tom Holt

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of. — Tom Holt

The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet. — Tom Holt

Georgie paused on the threshold for a moment as if hesitant to enter the habitation of such a perjurer lest it should be struck by lightning. — Tom Holt

You wouldn't think you could get bored falling to your death ... But when it's a really, really long drop, there's a definite risk on ennui. — Tom Holt

And if I've got to die, I want to die an editor. — Tom Holt

A romantic, I think the word is. Latin for idiot. — Tom Holt

A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a funny hat, and inside every disaster there's a triumph struggling to get out. — Tom Holt

Birmingham City Council was playing third time lucky with the design of the city's celebrated Victoria Square ... — Tom Holt

Luck isn't a wheelbarrow, Maurice; it works better if you don't push it. Stay — Tom Holt

I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year. — Tom Holt

There's an old goblin saying; there is nothing to fear but fear itself and scary things. — Tom Holt

They were on foot, for the Royce had developed some curious wasting disease and was even more under the spanner. — Tom Holt

After all, why be right when you can be happy. — Tom Holt

The doughnut was definitely looking at him. Hello, sailor, it seemed to be saying. — Tom Holt

Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton. — Tom Holt

He made a conscious decision not to think about it, and accordingly spent the rest of his shift thinking about nothing else. — Tom Holt

Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem. — Tom Holt

The fault was lying on its' back... — Tom Holt

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it. — Tom Holt

I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either. — Tom Holt

The conscientious arsonist doesn't just set the building on fire; first he fills the fire extinguishers with petrol. — Tom Holt

At any given time, ninety-nine-point-nine-five per cent of the human race are a confounded nuisance — Tom Holt

Although her hearing was excellent, she had that gift of temporary deafness that is granted to so few. — Tom Holt

If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton. — Tom Holt

{She] laughed so that the street seemed full of little silver bells, — Tom Holt

Look not for too long into the doughnut, lest the doughnut look into you. — Tom Holt

There ought to be a dictionary of smiles; somewere you can look them up and find out what they mean. — Tom Holt

He could hear rain pattering on the thatch, like a million mice line-dancing. — Tom Holt

Call it a hunch; and hunches don't just materialise, you pay for them with hard-earned experience. No such thing as a free hunch. — Tom Holt

Mr Tanner frowned at him, as though he was a spelling mistake. — Tom Holt

Mr Winckler clapped his hands together. Evil, as personified by me. Meet the new Dark Lord. But you can call me Albert. — Tom Holt

Of all selfish bastards, a selfish bastard who likes to be liked is probably the worst. Never — Tom Holt

There comes a time when a man must stand up and do what he knows is Wrong. — Tom Holt

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else. — Tom Holt

Lawyers are predators in grey worsted. — Tom Holt

Not only had he lost the only girl he'd ever loved, he'd lost her in duplicate, like some heartbroken but highly efficient civil servant. — Tom Holt

In spite of really intense competition for the job, I'm still my own worst enemy. — Tom Holt

Human beings can get used to virtually anything, given plenty of time and no choice in the matter whatsoever. — Tom Holt

A hero," Max said.
"A weirdness-haunted victim of circumstance who spends his days looking for things."
Max grinned. "That's what I just said. — Tom Holt

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try. — Tom Holt