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It's the girls' toilets!' Harry gasped. — J.K. Rowling

Almost 4.25 lakh toilets were built in 2.62 schools nationwide in one year; this gives self-confidence that we can do what we want. — Narendra Modi

I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no adequate toilet. — Rose George

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely. — Seth Green

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets. — Rainbow Rowell

There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own. — Taylor York

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice. — Cory Doctorow

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. — Young Jeezy

If life is a meal, then diaries are the toilets in which we shit out its vile remnants. — Sarah Silverman

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet. — David Letterman

But now that I'm scrubbing
toilets on my hands & knees,
with four degrees,
I realize that one escape route
leads to another — Phil Volatile

If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet. — Redd Foxx

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. — J.D. Salinger

WHEN SHE RECOUNTED her dream for Percy, the ship's toilets exploded. — Rick Riordan

I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse. — Kristin Bauer Van Straten

I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used. — Stephen Shore

I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing. — Rick Riordan

Some of the best demigods have gotten their start by blowing up toilets. — Rick Riordan

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open ... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant. — Carlos Mencia

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back — Robin Williams

Whasthat!"
"Um ... those are the toilets. — Rick Riordan

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet. — Courtney Love

No matter how cultured or ancient the civilization, no average American is going to condone the absence of flush toilets. Not now, not ever. — T.R. Fehrenbach

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up. — Woody Allen

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet. — The Notorious B.I.G.

We built everything - toilets included. I think those islands in the middle of nowhere are quite poetic. It's kind of an Oriental Atlantis. — Karl Lagerfeld

I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people who don't even have water? — Alysia Reiner

I do all my interviews on the toilet. — Slash

Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not. — Geoffrey Hill

The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out. — Neal Schon

Nobody should have to clean up what goes on around the base of most toilets. — T. Cooper

[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to. — Matt Damon

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets. — Jack Kevorkian

There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life. — Raegan Butcher

It wasn't long ago I was cleaning toilets and now I have protestors. How cool is this? — William P. Young

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring. — Sandra Bullock

I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left. — Shaquille O'Neal

Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper. — Porochista Khakpour

We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again. — Jason Hawes

(his house at Stowe, in Buckinghamshire, had nine of the first flush toilets in England), — Bill Bryson

I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country. — Elle Lothlorien

The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water. — Rose George

Whathat!" Tyson gasped. "Those are the stables for the pegasi," I replied, "You know, winged horses?" "Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets. — Rick Riordan

The Universe is picking us off one by one. Yesterday part of the poop deck went, and with it all the toilets. — Stanislaw Lem

No organization works if the toilets don't work, but I don't believe that finding solutions to business problems is my job. — James G. March

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. — Billy Connolly

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders. — Germaine Greer

When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever acted in the toilets. — Patrick Stewart

So if he'd been a plumber, _ _ would've been about toilets?
Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny — Jeri Smith-Ready

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker

Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror. — Arthur Schopenhauer

I cleaned toilets and shined shoes. — Rick Santorum

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler. — David Feherty

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets. — Kevin Hart

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. — Jessica Hahn

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it. — Richard Jeni

Are you really going to let a toilet stand in the way of you and financial independence? — Robert Kiyosaki

We have successfully achieved the target of building toilets in schools. — Narendra Modi

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth. — Rob Delaney

My name is only an anagram of toilets. — T. S. Eliot

All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. — Henry Miller

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come. — Woody Allen

2.6 billion people live without toilets, and 1.6 billion without electricity. How is this possible?, you might ask. And that is a very good question. — Neale Donald Walsch

Most of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. — Rex Reed

With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity. — Samuel Johnson

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. — Zach Braff

He was a man too busy to flush toilets. — Mona Simpson

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. — Joey Bishop

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself. — Bob Saget

When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it. — Sarah Palin

There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. — Margaret Atwood

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. — Peter Kay

I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down? — Christy Gissendaner

I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper. — Geoff Thompson

Girl scrubs your toilets for twenty-three years, you begrudge her the life she had when you weren't around. — Lauren Groff

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under. — Al Yankovic

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet. — Charlie Day

I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do. — Frank Zappa

I was used to getting changed in pub toilets before going on set. Then suddenly I had studios in L.A. advising me on my hair. — Harry Treadaway

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff

We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success. — Mike Peters

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. — Klaus Kinski

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it. — Bruce Springsteen

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet. — Behdad Sami

There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn't. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life. — Rob Johnson

I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party. — Shania Twain

The more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/) — Mary Sumner

I wouldn't go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet. — Jonny Wilkinson

The Australian backyard was once built for tradesmen and outdoor toilets. As suburbs spread, it became a playground and source of pride ... — Pete Munro

When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.' — Dylan Moran

Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl? — Bret Hart

People can deal with almost anything when their toilets flush. — Lana Krumwiede

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler

I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland. — Ewan McGregor

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper. — Yasujiro Ozu

She remembered Scott saying that people shouldn't be allowed houses with more than two toilets to shit in, it gives them delusions of grandeur. — Stephen King

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time. — Bob Monkhouse

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat — Andy Warhol

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station. — Michael Winner