Toilets Quotes
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It's the girls' toilets!' Harry gasped.
— J.K. Rowling
Almost 4.25 lakh toilets were built in 2.62 schools nationwide in one year; this gives self-confidence that we can do what we want.
— Narendra Modi
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Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.
— Cory Doctorow
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.
— Young Jeezy
If life is a meal, then diaries are the toilets in which we shit out its vile remnants.
— Sarah Silverman
The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.
— David Letterman
But now that I'm scrubbingtoilets on my hands & knees,
with four degrees,
I realize that one escape route
leads to another — Phil Volatile
I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse.
— Kristin Bauer Van Straten
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used.
— Stephen Shore
When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back
— Robin Williams
Whasthat!""Um ... those are the toilets. — Rick Riordan
Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.
— Courtney Love
No matter how cultured or ancient the civilization, no average American is going to condone the absence of flush toilets. Not now, not ever.
— T.R. Fehrenbach
She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.
— The Notorious B.I.G.
We built everything - toilets included. I think those islands in the middle of nowhere are quite poetic. It's kind of an Oriental Atlantis.
— Karl Lagerfeld
I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people who don't even have water?
— Alysia Reiner
Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not.
— Geoffrey Hill
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[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to.
— Matt Damon
I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.
— Jack Kevorkian
There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life.
— Raegan Butcher
It wasn't long ago I was cleaning toilets and now I have protestors. How cool is this?
— William P. Young
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
— Sandra Bullock
I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper.
— Porochista Khakpour
We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.
— Jason Hawes
(his house at Stowe, in Buckinghamshire, had nine of the first flush toilets in England),
— Bill Bryson
I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.
— Elle Lothlorien
The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water.
— Rose George
The Universe is picking us off one by one. Yesterday part of the poop deck went, and with it all the toilets.
— Stanislaw Lem
No organization works if the toilets don't work, but I don't believe that finding solutions to business problems is my job.
— James G. March
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
— Billy Connolly
When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever acted in the toilets.
— Patrick Stewart
So if he'd been a plumber, _ _ would've been about toilets?Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny — Jeri Smith-Ready
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
— Ronnie Barker
Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror.
— Arthur Schopenhauer
I cleaned toilets and shined shoes.
— Rick Santorum
I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.
— David Feherty
Are you really going to let a toilet stand in the way of you and financial independence?
— Robert Kiyosaki
It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
— Rob Delaney
My name is only an anagram of toilets.
— T. S. Eliot
All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet.
— Henry Miller
2.6 billion people live without toilets, and 1.6 billion without electricity. How is this possible?, you might ask. And that is a very good question.
— Neale Donald Walsch
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With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity.
— Samuel Johnson
Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.
— Zach Braff
He was a man too busy to flush toilets.
— Mona Simpson
When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it.
— Sarah Palin
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.
— Margaret Atwood
I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?
— Christy Gissendaner
Girl scrubs your toilets for twenty-three years, you begrudge her the life she had when you weren't around.
— Lauren Groff
I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.
— Charlie Day
I was used to getting changed in pub toilets before going on set. Then suddenly I had studios in L.A. advising me on my hair.
— Harry Treadaway
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
— Dov Davidoff
If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.
— Bruce Springsteen
If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.
— Behdad Sami
There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn't. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life.
— Rob Johnson
I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party.
— Shania Twain
I wouldn't go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet.
— Jonny Wilkinson
When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'
— Dylan Moran
People can deal with almost anything when their toilets flush.
— Lana Krumwiede
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
— Jerry Lawler
I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.
— Ewan McGregor
The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.
— Yasujiro Ozu
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
— Bob Monkhouse
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