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The New York Times Review of Books is toilet paper. Used. — James Purdy

I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience. — Evan Osnos

How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? — Rod Serling

Great rolls of toilet paper arc like ejaculate through the black sycamores. — Garth Risk Hallberg

The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper. — Annabel Monaghan

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with. — Dane Cook

The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one. — Barbara Pym

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time. — Bob Monkhouse

I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper. — Tahereh Mafi

I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper. — Terry Price

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper. — Yasujiro Ozu

Sometimes the toilet paper does not win. Sometimes a broke woman needs the red wine more. — Shonda Rhimes

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler

Toilet paper unrolled and slithered
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. — Adam Rex

You know it's the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper. — Tanya Masse

As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to. — Haruki Murakami

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. — Joey Bishop

I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the plug on society. — Joel Salatin

Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper. — Porochista Khakpour

I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left. — Shaquille O'Neal

I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They steal it. — Margot Robbie

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. — Andy Rooney

Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper. — Janet Frame

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper. — Billy Wilder

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. — George Lindsey

He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt. — Hilary Winston

I couldn't help but notice no one was grabbing toilet paper. That would be the first thing I grabbed if I thought it was the end of the world — Jennifer L. Armentrout

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under. — Al Yankovic

If we all had what we wanted to eat ... We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry. — Jim Thompson

Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull. — Wolfgang Riebe

My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures. — Dolly Parton

I would rather get a PhD than stand to reach for toilet paper. Though some readers might emphasize the similarities between the two activities. — Rhoda Janzen

When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed. — Jennifer Aniston

Seriously, she'd been tricked into bringing him toilet paper on the crapper too many times not to know he was a little shortsighted. — Debra Anastasia

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal

Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo — THE CLOWN FACTORY

Most of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. — Rex Reed

As long as you have sufficient toilet paper, how far wrong can life go? — Sue Grafton

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come. — Woody Allen

Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have. — Alicia Silverstone

Toilet paper is a right, not a privilege, — John Ringo

It's like leaving the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper hanging from my pants. — Krista Ritchie

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank

Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out. — Neal Schon