Toilet Paper Roll Quotes
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Toilet Paper Roll Quotes & Sayings
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Life in battle is like a roll of toilet paper....the more you use it, the less you have left.
— Charles A. Krohn
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
— Dane Cook
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.
— Tahereh Mafi
The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.
— Yasujiro Ozu
Toilet paper unrolled and slithered
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
You know it's the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.
— Tanya Masse
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
— Andy Rooney
Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana