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If you want to understand what is going on in the White House today, you have to begin with Barack Obama. — Dinesh D'Souza

Today Obama was seen leaving the White House in a nurse's uniform on a flight to Cuba to smother Castro with a pillow. — Bill Maher

You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today. — Glenn Beck

My grandmother and both my parents worked in Bollywood. — Rohit Shetty

He's a pig and I don't allow livestock in the house. — Erin McCarthy

I have respectfully declined the president's invitation to the White House today. — Jeff Landry

Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq — Conan O'Brien

They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls. — David Letterman

Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence jumpers. — David Letterman

Today in Washington, D.C., several government buildings were left without power. Of course, the White House will be without power for two more years. — Conan O'Brien

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out. — David Letterman

Love, anger, pride and avarice all visibly move in those little orbs. — Joseph Addison

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"But you always cheat," Blake whined. "And then you just punch me and growl that 'rock beats face'. — Kyle Adams

When people talk about their great past they're usually trying to excuse the mediocre present. — Terry Pratchett

The White House said today that Judge Clarence Thomas, President Bush's Supreme Court nominee, had smoked marijuana while in college. — Clarence Thomas

If President Barack Obama had not been in the White House, we would not have the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau today. — Elizabeth Warren

Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup. — David Letterman

I understand, I am just beginning, I am just beginning to understand — Anne Rice