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We shall not refuse tobacco the credit of being sometimes medical, when used temperately, though an acknowledged poison. — Jesse Torrey

You smoke?"
"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan

It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act. — Edward Kennedy

Some mysterious revenge of nature has seen to it that no poem in praise of drink or tobacco (or snuff, if any) can succeed. — Kingsley Amis

If a doctor assists you in your suicide, it is called manslaughter, while if a tobacco company does, it is called commerce. — Neale Donald Walsch

If you want to talk about distributing substances that are lethal, ... let's be serious. Tobacco is far ahead of anything else. Alcohol is second. — Noam Chomsky

Tobacco is the plant that converts thoughts into dreams. — Victor Hugo

I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco ... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco or alcohol. — Jerry Falwell

The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs. — Robert Clark

Tobacco is the only industry that produces products to make huge profits and at the same time damage the health and kill their consumers. — Margaret Chan

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. — Jackie Mason

Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less. — Dan Quayle

America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco. — Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

I wish we could do something useful with tobacco - like making fertilizer out of it. — Paul Dudley White

Because tobacco is responsible for an impressive one-third of cancers, prevention efforts naturally begin with it. — Bernard Levin

We really had baseball in the family. Even that little habit I've got of chewing tobacco on the ball field sort of comes from my dad. — Nellie Fox

No life form on this planet undergoes such a slow and graceful death as the tobacco leaf. — Mark McGinty

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

The worst drug of all by far is tobacco; the death toll from tobacco is just overwhelming. — Noam Chomsky

In his first speech as Speaker, Boehner thanked his loved ones - tobacco lobbyists, the oil companies, the CEOs. — Jay Leno

Lastly, the ashes left behind,
May daily show to move the mind,
That to ashes and dust return we must:
Then think, and drink tobacco. — George Wither

On tobacco: A branch of the sin of drunkenness, which is the root of all sins. — King James I

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was an organizer in the Food, Agricultural and Tobacco Workers Union down in North Carolina. — Al Lewis

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco. — Jeff Foxworthy

worse than any pressure exerted by the tobacco industry. — T. Colin Campbell

I'm still bothered.
You're French. If you lot stopped bothering the coffee and tobacco industries would collapse. — Glen Duncan

We had a great many horses, of which we gave Lewis and Clark what they needed, and they gave us guns and tobacco in return. — Chief Joseph

Tobacco is the enemy, disguised as a friend, and if you are to win the war you must get to know your enemy. — Gudjon Bergmann

He was violating the second rule of the two rules for getting on well with people that speak Spanish; give the men tobacco and leave the women alone — Ernest Hemingway,

Tobacco Will Slowly and Surely Kill You. And so will time, Gwynn thought. But if you want the job done quickly, professionals recommend bullet. — K.J. Bishop

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. — Arturo Toscanini

If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul. — Luis Bunuel

There are only two things I can't give up; one is coffee and the other is tobacco. — Andrew Jackson

When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole lot of jackass. — Joel Stein

Tobacco is the only excuse for Columbus's misadventure in discovering America. — Sigmund Freud

Tobacco ... is not prohibited in the Scriptures, though, as Samuel Butler points out, St. Paul would no doubt have denounced it if he had known of it. — Bertrand Russell

Tobacco and drink deaden the pangs of hunger, and make one forget the miserable home, the desolate future. They — Elizabeth Gaskell

I eventually figured out that a cigarette is nothing more than a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper - with fire at one end and an idiot at the other! — Si Robertson

I have been up too congress, and they do not seem to do anything except eat peanuts and chew tobacco while my army is starving ... — Robert E.Lee

My grandparents back in Kentucky owned a tobacco farm. So, to make money in the summer, we could cut and chop and top and house and strip the tobacco. — George Clooney

No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid; but sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid. — George Orwell

Nothing serves life and soundness of body so well, nor is so necessary as the smoke of the royal plant, tobacco. — Cornelis Bontekoe

In the world of commercial speech, tobacco advertising bears the earmarks of an endangered species. — Jef I. Richards

Those who use tobacco, tea and coffee should lay these idols aside, and put their cost into the treasury of the Lord. — Ellen G. White

Tobacco is the tomb of love. — Benjamin Disraeli

Never slap a man who chews tobacco. — Willard Scott

But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions. — Jack Herer

The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product. — Neil Cavuto

Among a list of measures effective for inducing vomiting, she included: Injections of tobacco into the anus through a pipe stem. — Erik Larson

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. — Frank Zappa

This very night I am going to leave off tobacco! Surely there must be some other world in which this unconquerable purpose shall be realised. — Charles Lamb

The coaches stunk of coal smoke and rationed tobacco and rationed booze and the farts of people eating wartime food. — Kurt Vonnegut

Who burned cigarette holes in their arms protesting the narcotic tobacco haze of Capitalism — Allen Ginsberg

Tobacco and religious organisations. — Mark Bradford

Sheriff Dennis lifts an Ole Miss coffee mug off the desk and spits tobacco juice into it. "I like spitting on the Rebels," he says distractedly. — Greg Iles

Tobacco addiction sinks its claws in deeply, it's just as powerful of [sic] an addiction as heroin or crack cocaine ... — Al Gore

Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker. — George Eliot

Today the data linking violence in the media to violence in society are superior to those linking cancer and tobacco. — David Grossman

I went to Salt Lake City and the Mormons tried to convert me, but when I found they forbade tea and tobacco I thought it was no religion for me. — Bertrand Russell

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men. — Jeff Foxworthy

my brother's cognac and tobacco talk — Charles Dickens

To please men and to kill parasites are the only uses tobacco-its ultimate effects are the same in both cases. — John Harvey Kellogg

If you can't sent money, send tobacco. — George Washington

The roots of tobacco plants must go clear through to hell. Satan's principal agent Dyspepsia must have charge of this branch of the vegetable kingdom. — Thomas A. Edison

Booze and tobacco and lots of sex. It keeps a lad young. — Lawrence Block

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. — Michael Diack

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries. — Luis Bunuel

The jour printer with gray head and gaunt jaws works at his case, He turns his quid of tobacco, while his eyes blur with the manuscript. — Walt Whitman

I once heard a tobacco-chewing hog farmer say that, in Iowa, folks like to spread out their children like dog shit on a dance floor. — Andrew Smith

A lot of people in my life are getting sick or potentially going to get sick from tobacco. — Jeremy London

The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray. — David Byrne

Junk food companies are acting very much like tobacco companies did 30 years ago. — Mark Bittman

Human beings are a much worse poison than schnapps or tobacco. — Erich Maria Remarque

The Bible's the greatest book ever written. But I sure don't need anybody I can buy for six bits and a chew of tobacco to explain it to me. — Huey Long

Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living. — Moliere

I grew up in a university town in eastern North Carolina - what's called Tobacco Road. It was very rural. — Garth Risk Hallberg

I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34. — Larry Hagman

Certainly many of us never anticipated that states would become addicted to the tobacco money as a way to finance their operations, — Scott Harshbarger

But cheer up - we could be selling tobacco. It's not like software kills people if used as intended — David Chase

For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die. — Charles Lamb

The history of the tobacco industry is not a positive one. — Susan Cameron

I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it's tobacco, then let it be tobacco. — Anton Chekhov

Tobacco surely was designed
To poison, and destroy mankind. — Philip Freneau

If you can't send money, send tobacco. — George Washington

It's all about choices! You choose, you make the rules, not tobacco companies, not addiction — John Kehoe

Tobacco is America's greatest gift to the world! — David Hockney

Preserving and protecting the state tobacco settlement funds is the nation's Governors highest priority. — Mel Carnahan

Tobacco kills a lot of people, but cigarette vending machines are killing that woman by stealing her job. — Otsuichi

Glancing sideways, he said that he loved her. Then, turning rapidly, he walked away and entered a tobacco shop. — Vladimir Nabokov

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe. — Hank Sauer

Trusting your energy policy to the fossil fuel lobby is like trusting your health care system to the tobacco lobby. — William H. Calvin

I've got so many lawyers waiting in line to see me, you'd think that tobacco was leaking from my breast implants. — Jimmy James

Tobacco farmers would say, "Look, I'm just trying to make a living and feed my family." Nevertheless, tobacco is incredibly harmful and kills people. — William Davis

Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco. — Emile Zola

If our company is to survive and prosper, over the long term we must get our share of the youth market. — R. J. Reynolds

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good. — Bob Dole

Tobacco is a culture productive of infinite wretchedness. — Thomas Jefferson

No wonder tobacco shops have a predilection for corners, for — Vladimir Nabokov

They made four hundred and five of these little tobacco bundles, one for each of the different plants, "our — Mary Crow Dog