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A slice of hot, buttered toast is the perfect meal. It's not too much and not too little, and it gives you just the right buzz. — Naveen Andrews

This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast? — Lemony Snicket

I love breakfast, and I don't see any reason it has to be cereal and eggs and toast. — Ruth Reichl

A toast! To the road! May it lead to adventure and carry us safely back home. — John Varley

May you live forever, and may I never die. — Elaine Viets

He would never need a knife to spread a pat of butter on his toast. That smile would quickly melt it. — Dean Koontz

Beware the toast that has no ears — Edward Monkton

I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons. — Kelly Wearstler

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew there was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. — Joni Mitchell

There is nothing more depressing than toast that no one eats. — Peter Hedges

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow. — Diane Johnson

The crisp path through the field in this December snow, in the deep dark, where we trod the buried grass like ghosts on dry toast. — Dylan Thomas

What you create doesn't have to be perfect. So what if the eggs are greasy or the toast is burned? Don't let fear of failure discourage you. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know - before my fetus eats your face."
"It would be equally as delicious. — Pella Grace

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? — Steven Wright

I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye contact with everyone I toast with. — Maggie Grace

I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on toast and rose oil on the face. — Alice Temperley

When I was a kid and my mom made tomato soup, she would cut buttered toast into squares and float them on top of each bowl. — Tom Douglas

Soft brown sugar dusted the lips of the plates, dissolving to gold in the hot heart of the toast. The — Sarah Hilary

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. — Wilkie Collins

Toast is boring. Doritos are life. — Laura Kaye

Brunch, a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing on French toast. — Caroline Kepnes

Are you quite certain you don't want to come up to my flat for tea and toast and scandal? — Y.S. Lee

Do you like mysteries?" I nodded. I think if she'd asked me whether I liked arsenic or cyanide on toast I would have given her the same answer. "Are — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste. — Ernest Hemingway,

Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs. — Dallas Willard

Buttered, I lie on my single bed, flat, like a piece of toast. I — Margaret Atwood

A toast," she declared. "To an incredible summer kicking butt and chasing dreams. — Rachel Harris

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield

after just having finished a breakfast of soft-boiled eggs, toast, and coffee. Her room was huge, more like a — Eric Van Lustbader

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. — Alanis Morissette

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast. — Mike D

Come in, my dearFrom that harsh worldThat has rained elements of stoneUpon your tender face.Every soulShould receive a toast from usFor bravery! — Hafez

We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses. — Alan Perlis

Taffy is the color of toast and butter. — Anne Michaels

We'll laugh and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses down. — Joni Mitchell

One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy. — Jim Ross

Being with him was like toast and butter from the very beginning. — Nicholas Sparks

Come along. Let's get out of here and go toast to youth and vampires and rebellion. — Cat Winters

If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the next day you'll be toast. — Alan K. Simpson

I toast the Pope, but I toast conscience first. — John Henry Newman

Raised a bite of eggs in a mock toast. That's my brother. He may be an asshole but he's an asshole with flare. — Adrienne Wilder

I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk around for the rest of my days with her encased in my skin.
I want. — Sara Gruen

I can make the best French toast. — Peter O'Toole

I toast life and taste it's goodness — Vivian E. Moore

It had a sort of mixed flavor of cherry-tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffy and hot buttered toast — Lewis Carroll

You're toast."
I felt like toast, burning with anger inside my waterproof layers. "I am not," I insisted. "I might be lightly browned on one side. — Jennifer Echols

For me it is essential, essential for the poet to have a new toast, new songs. — Mahmoud Darwish

I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast. — Ethel Merman

I give you this toast: To the Hobbits. May they outlast the Sarumans and see spring again in the trees. — J.R.R. Tolkien

I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia. — Dorothy Parker

I am not getting into the rarebit versus rabbit argument. Whatever you call it, it is still cheese on toast. — Nigel Slater

Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast! — Alex Kapranos

He could smell her crackling white apron and the faint flavour of toast that always hung about her so deliciously. — P.L. Travers

In the morning, I'll usually do eggs and toast, but at night I keep it all protein. — Joel Parkinson

Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito. — Gabrielle Reece

Raw toast," Lucas said grimly, shaking his head. "It goes against the very nature of man. — Julia Quinn

Let's have a toast-to the future generation of consumers, however many heads or assholes they have! — Brian Aldiss

Get used to eating cold toast. Draw your breakfast every day. Then eat it. — Danny Gregory

My favorite toast is rye toast. — Paris Hilton

Be advised my passport's green.
No glass of ours was ever raised
to toast the Queen. — Seamus Heaney

He was the yin to my yang, the frick to my frack, the melba toast to my Chex. — Alice Clayton

I didn't know you could fry toast, I remarked, to which Kev replied that there wasn't a food he was aware of that couldn't be improved by frying. — Ransom Riggs

Eight days ago, we were the toast of the town. Eight days later we're Thanksgiving turkeys. — Wayne Gretzky

was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed." Did you have a big role? No just toast and marmalade! — Various

Tell him what? Kat's a raging nymphomaniac. (Kytara)
Tara! (Kat)
Oh, all right. She's so bland she makes plain toast look spicy. (Kytara) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows. — Dianna Hardy

My dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. — Mike Birbiglia

Nobody respects a country with a poor army, but everybody respects a country with a good army. I raise my toast to the Finnish army — Joseph Stalin

Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast. — Darren Hayes

(I love you, you're perfect, you're everything, you toast my marshmallows, baby.) — Shannon Hale

Let us toast to good things about bad times, to old friends and new enemies, to great tragedies and small pleasures! — P.M. Steffen

A toast to great sex and a man who knows what to do with his cock. — Jaci Burton

The noise from good toast should reverberate in the head like the thunder of July. — E. V. Lucas

Excellence is everything today, and most people aren't excellent. If you're not excellent - like truly excellent at what you do - you're toast. — Jason Calacanis

The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning. — Sam Allardyce

Of what value is a civilization that can't toast a piece of bread as ordered? — Haruki Murakami

Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter. — Catherine Coulter

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first." — Robert Breault

Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast. — Jonathan Cainer

She ate toast in bed, then reread a favorite book, taking comfort from a story where she knew the outcome would be good and just and right. — Sarah Mayberry

You share a toast with me:
Here's to seasonal
madness, part-time
relatives, and
substitutes for love. — Ellen Hopkins

He got me a cup of tea with honey, toast with honey, yogurt with honey, like I was John the Baptist with the flu. — Anne Lamott

Yes, I once was the toast of two continents! ( ... Greenland & Australia). — Dorothy Parker

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

Anybody want some ... toast? — Jaya

I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on one side. — Sting

The plate is happy but the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge. — Edward Monkton

If he didn't hate me so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, I'd be on him like black on Cookie's toast.
That woman could not make toast. — Darynda Jones

Where do the homeless make toast? — Angela Flournoy

It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you. — Nigel Slater

This toast is for all of us," he said. "Not for what we're about to become, but for what we've been, to each other, for so many years." In — Nancy Reagan

We met every morning, still bearded with toast crumbs from our continental breakfasts. — Karen Russell

Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need? — Stanley Victor Paskavich

I have trouble with toast. Toast is very difficult. You have to watch it all the time or it burns up. — Julia Child

I drink to the general joy o' the whole table. Macbeth — William Shakespeare

Don't hit the person across from you with bits of toast, And don't, when dinner is nearly through, say 'Who's the host' It isn't done. — Cole Porter

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. — Bernie Mac

I manage a toast to the Christmas tree
and one to the sweet absurdity
in the miracle of the verb to be.
Lucky you, lucky me. — Miller Williams

My main focus is ball. I know what butters my toast. I know what my job is and what is expected of me, and that's what's first and foremost. — Larry Fitzgerald