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To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Stefan Molyneux: If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Randal Kleiser: I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs,

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Daniel Bruhl: A dream my girlfriend and I have is

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Kim Raver: When I need a break from the boys,

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Haresh Daswani: I would love to introduce you all to

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Jessica Alba: I can't tell you how great it is

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Sari Botton: They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they

They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast. — Sari Botton

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Andre Bramble: The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. — Andre Bramble

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Timothy Ferriss: As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal

As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Timothy Ferriss

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Brittany Murphy: I ask a lot because I'm very curious

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Harry Styles: I can make your girlfriend scream louder than

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Lili St. Crow: Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he

Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy. — Lili St. Crow

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Ashton Irwin: It would be a bit awkward to be

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Jay Crownover: There was nothing quite like being put in

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Larry David: Give a guy a girlfriend and a great

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him. — Emo Philips

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Neil Strauss: My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman

My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored. — Neil Strauss

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By James Norton: I crashed my bicycle on the way to

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. — James Norton

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Zack Ryder: Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Donnell Rawlings: The better alternative to fighting a guy, go

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Jeffrey Eugenides: I went to church. It didn't help. In

I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different. — Jeffrey Eugenides

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Elena Kincaid: A source told me that you don't do

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Megan Applegate: You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Anyone who says I would never hit a

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Steven Wright: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By James Floyd: I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Vincent H. O'Neil: Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and

She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Linda Morris: Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Bree Despain: You really are one of a kind. I

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Tony Sakalauskas: You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?'

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Stephanie Sigman: I personally think Prague is more romantic than

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Cara McKenna: Wouldn't it be a waste to not try

Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked? — Cara McKenna

To The Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Tom DeLonge: I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge