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Don't eat 'til you're full; eat 'til you're tired. — Andrew Zimmern

It was lovely, and tempting, to exert power over men and to shine before others, but power also had its perditions and perils. — Hermann Hesse

Mr. Firefighter Derek, please douse my friend's fiery hole with your fire hose. Nobody likes a burnt burger. — K.M. Golland

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

Welcome to Shelter Bay,' he said to Stig. 'Is that what it's called?' Hal gave him a tired grin. 'It is now'. — John Flanagan

A person who forgoes the use of his symbolic skills is never really free. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

You get tired of always wondering anew why life has to take the place of youth. — Gary Lutz

Every individual strives to grow and exclude, to the extremities of the universe, and to impose the law of its being on every other creature. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Philosophy is like a normal personal organizer, but it's smaller than a matchbox. — Oscar Wilde

V tired to imagine giving up his proclivities. My monster needs to get out. Especially now. — J.R. Ward

Josh grins. It's wide and relieved and reveals a rarely seen pair of dimples. I could live inside those dimples for the rest of my life. — Stephanie Perkins

The capability view can leverage different perspectives from different roles. — Pearl Zhu

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. — Mark Twain

I was so getting tired of fighting for my life in the library. — Jennifer Estep

The world is not a shitty place, it's your perception of the world that is shitty — Steven Aitchison

There are certain things in which we so rarely meet with our double that it seems a miracle when that chance befalls. — Charlotte Bronte

I'm so sorry. I think I'm just tired."
The socially accepted excuse for being mental. — Lucy Ivison

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

I wish you would thrash him. He deserves it."
She looked back at him. "I will one day, sir. I'm getting tired of falling down. — Tamora Pierce

I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done' Henry said in a tired voice. — Julia Quinn

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. — Bill Hicks

It cost nothing to be loving. — Debasish Mridha

I still think we have a great shot at this championship. — Jeff Gordon

It's not that we have more patience as we grow older, it's just that we're too tired to care about all the pointless drama — Karen Gibbs

People who don't get excited about receiving gifts are tired of life. — Anna Maxted

Don't eat till you're full, eat till you're tired. — Andrew Zimmern

My MOTIVATION was struggling..I got Tired of it! — Kalon Jackson

When you are tired of life, come to Haven. And someone will kill you. — Simon R. Green

Let your Teacher be Love itself. — Rumi

Percy was getting tired of water.
If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Poseidon's Junior Sea Scouts, but he didn't care. — Rick Riordan

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf

The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Petals on a wet black bough. — Ezra Pound

I'm so tired ... I was up all night trying to round off infinity. — Steven Wright

. . . confirmed libertines don't reform until they're tired . . . — F Scott Fitzgerald

I'm tired of the anonymity of being an unpublished author. I crave the anonymity of being self-published. — Tristan Durie

You have a feisty little attitude, don't you?" "You're about to get a feisty little foot up your ass, — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

I'm tired again, I've tried again, and now my heart is full.
And I just can't explain ... so I won't even try to. — Morrissey

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey