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— Benedict Jacka
Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.
— Demetri Martin
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
— Drew Carey
Time may be defined as " dimension governed by activity." Dimension diminishes with inactivity so does the value of time.
— Moutasem Algharati
I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.
— P. J. O'Rourke
By the time he was done with the deer it had been dark three hours and his bad leg was singing 'Ave Maria'.
— Stephen King
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
You've got an answer for everything... It's one of the side effects of being right all the time.
— Rachel Spangler
$100,000 donors buy access to Congress and the White House. We believe it's long past time to clean up Washington.
— William J. Clinton
Hey Highbrow. Next time remember to tuck and roll.
— Naima Simone
We thought there was also something that was humorous but at the same time powerful and deep about naming the album, 'Modern Vampires Of The City'.
— Rostam Batmanglij
Put it on your forehead and you'll feel better in no time!
— Alfred F. Jones Hetalia
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
— Walt Kelly
I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.
— Christy Hall
The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.
— Bill Cosby
Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for you.
— Pawan Mishra
Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!
— Tanya Masse
Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.
— George Burns
Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though.
— Robert DeCoteau
Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do.
— Peter Matthiessen
It is time to stop personal destruction and prying into private lives
— William J. Clinton
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.
— J. P. McEvoy
A true lover never demands a naked girl with him,rather he feels her presence all the time with him
— Nitin Yaduvanshi
If you don't succeed the first time - you're about average
— Frederick L. Coxen
By the time that adorable steak and I had become one flesh I could have taken on the whole Valmy clan singlehanded.
— Mary Stewart
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.
— Harlan Ellison
How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ??
— Hiroko Sakai
The obvious matters are more imperceptible today.
— Pawan Mishra
It's not the obviousness or the complexity of the things that's deftly deluding mankind. It's man himself.
— Pawan Mishra
And most of the time, when you're young and dumb - you know everything! Charles Freeman Lee bebop pianist and trumpeter
— Annette Johnson
What better time to be kind to a beautiful stranger than when she's weak, and rocking a schnoz like the Godfather?
— Leslea Tash
-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.
— Hazel Cartwright
There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids.
— Erma Bombeck
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
— Douglas Adams
Time passed quickly. Constant did not move.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.